Shit tea that should be good

[RestlessNatives]

Just attempted to eat a steak with only one working hand. Short of being a savage and picking it up and biting chunks out of it it was nigh on impossible. What a waste.
Might make a bacon sarnie to cheer myself up.

[DocSavage]

Originally Posted by RestlessNatives

Just attempted to eat a steak with only one working hand. Short of being a savage and picking it up and biting chunks out of it it was nigh on impossible. What a waste.
Might make a bacon sarnie to cheer myself up.

Use a G clamp

[salad dodger]

Originally Posted by RestlessNatives

Just attempted to eat a steak with only one working hand. Short of being a savage and picking it up and biting chunks out of it it was nigh on impossible. What a waste.
Might make a bacon sarnie to cheer myself up.

Nowt the matter with ripping it apart with your teeth, I have done this many a time when the idiot I married has given me a butter knife for a steak.

[The King of Um]

Long time back, I used to work in a hotel kitchen, washing dishes. Most nights one of the chefs would appear at the little hatch thing, and lob a steak wrapped up in blue kitchen towel at me. I had to hurry down the corridor to the staff toilet, gnaw it to pieces and eat it in about thirty seconds, and get back into the kitchen before the assistant manager, who was a dead ringer for Donald Pleasance playing a Nazi, spotted I was gone.

[jubblies]

Originally Posted by RestlessNatives

Just attempted to eat a steak with only one working hand. Short of being a savage and picking it up and biting chunks out of it it was nigh on impossible. What a waste.
Might make a bacon sarnie to cheer myself up.

No one there to cut it up for you?

[Maxnormal]

Originally Posted by The King of Um

Long time back, I used to work in a hotel kitchen, washing dishes. Most nights one of the chefs would appear at the little hatch thing, and lob a steak wrapped up in blue kitchen towel at me. I had to hurry down the corridor to the staff toilet, gnaw it to pieces and eat it in about thirty seconds, and get back into the kitchen before the assistant manager, who was a dead ringer for Donald Pleasance playing a Nazi, spotted I was gone.

made me laff that

[Patch]

Originally Posted by The King of Um

Long time back, I used to work in a hotel kitchen, washing dishes. Most nights one of the chefs would appear at the little hatch thing, and lob a steak wrapped up in blue kitchen towel at me. I had to hurry down the corridor to the staff toilet, gnaw it to pieces and eat it in about thirty seconds, and get back into the kitchen before the assistant manager, who was a dead ringer for Donald Pleasance playing a Nazi, spotted I was gone.

Are you Stuart Little?

[Thewper1]

Originally Posted by RestlessNatives

Just attempted to eat a steak with only one working hand. Short of being a savage and picking it up and biting chunks out of it it was nigh on impossible. What a waste.
Might make a bacon sarnie to cheer myself up.

Did you not think to yourself "what would Jeremy Beadle do?"

[The King of Um]

Originally Posted by Patch

Are you Stuart Little?

Damn, outed.

[tbh444]