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Originally Posted by TheWanderer
Don't touch your cock, your eyes or scratch your arse after cooking with chilies!
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Or your missus's bits.
One of the funniest moments of my life actually. She ditched me shortly afterwards.
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Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob2
If it comes out of a packet, don't eat it.
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Good tip. Hard to live by though but it's a sound logic.