quality moment last night

[Pell]

was in the pub with a lad i know (lol)
and i says to him
" im sure that guy up there used to teach me the violin "
so he says ASK HIM
i wasnt too fussed but anyway
the guys mate comes to the bar ( where we are sat near ) and my mate gans
" SCUSE ME MATE, DOES YOUR MARRA TEACH THE VIOLIN ? "


the guy just pure STARED confused as ya like
then says
" HEW DA YEE TEACH THE VIOLIN? " to his mate, and then looks at us n says
" NAR "

[girojim]

can ya play the violin like pell?

[Pell]

i used to have lessons
a was shite

[Berek]

Originally Posted by Pell

was in the pub with a lad i know (lol)
and i says to him
" im sure that guy up there used to teach me the violin "
so he says ASK HIM
i wasnt too fussed but anyway
the guys mate comes to the bar ( where we are sat near ) and my mate gans
" SCUSE ME MATE, DOES YOUR MARRA TEACH THE VIOLIN ? "


the guy just pure STARED confused as ya like
then says
" HEW DA YEE TEACH THE VIOLIN? " to his mate, and then looks at us n says
" NAR "

hows the old internet dating going mate ?

[Pell]

dunno mate
was drunk last night n went on, so im gonna have to check tonight to see if ive asked out any fatties

[Berek]

Originally Posted by Pell

dunno mate
was drunk last night n went on, so im gonna have to check tonight to see if ive asked out any fatties

have you tried our very own MissRobinson ??

she might have a cock mind

[Pell]

i dont really want anyone who might have a cock thanks mate

[Berek]

Originally Posted by Pell

i dont really want anyone who might have a cock thanks mate

never stopped you in the past like

[Pell]

dad?

[Life's A Pitch]

I suppose you had to be there.

Which i wasnt.