They don't make them like they used to
On a Sunday, I drink with the old men that were mates with my Grandad when he was alive. Today one of them (70+ year old) came in today and siad how he'd pulled a loose tooth out yesterday with a pair of plyers. Only problems was, the plyers were bigger than he thought and without knowing it, he had hold of 2 teeth when he pulled.
Blood and tears all over when both teeth came out.
I tried not to laugh but couldn't help it... we had to get him drunk to numb the pain for the poor sod