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    Old 20th June 2010, 03:10 PM   #1
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    Default They don't make them like they used to

    On a Sunday, I drink with the old men that were mates with my Grandad when he was alive. Today one of them (70+ year old) came in today and siad how he'd pulled a loose tooth out yesterday with a pair of plyers. Only problems was, the plyers were bigger than he thought and without knowing it, he had hold of 2 teeth when he pulled.

    Blood and tears all over when both teeth came out.

    I tried not to laugh but couldn't help it... we had to get him drunk to numb the pain for the poor sod
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    Old 20th June 2010, 03:13 PM   #2
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    Old 20th June 2010, 03:16 PM   #3
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    Honestly mate... I've never laughed so much in my life. Worrying thing was he did it sober!
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    Old 20th June 2010, 03:21 PM   #4
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    On a Sunday, I drink with the old men that were mates with my Grandad when he was alive. Today one of them (70+ year old) came in today and siad how he'd pulled a loose tooth out yesterday with a pair of plyers. Only problems was, the plyers were bigger than he thought and without knowing it, he had hold of 2 teeth when he pulled.

    Blood and tears all over when both teeth came out.

    I tried not to laugh but couldn't help it... we had to get him drunk to numb the pain for the poor sod
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    Old 20th June 2010, 04:15 PM   #5
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    On a Sunday, I drink with the old men that were mates with my Grandad when he was alive. Today one of them (70+ year old) came in today and siad how he'd pulled a loose tooth out yesterday with a pair of plyers. Only problems was, the plyers were bigger than he thought and without knowing it, he had hold of 2 teeth when he pulled.

    Blood and tears all over when both teeth came out.

    I tried not to laugh but couldn't help it... we had to get him drunk to numb the pain for the poor sod
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    Old 20th June 2010, 05:32 PM   #6
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    On a Sunday, I drink with the old men that were mates with my Grandad when he was alive. Today one of them (70+ year old) came in today and siad how he'd pulled a loose tooth out yesterday with a pair of plyers. Only problems was, the plyers were bigger than he thought and without knowing it, he had hold of 2 teeth when he pulled.

    Blood and tears all over when both teeth came out.

    I tried not to laugh but couldn't help it... we had to get him drunk to numb the pain for the poor sod
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