surely Everything that could be said about Bent has been said now

[magswonnowt]

can't we talk about nipple sizes or ostriches please?

[Morny]

I want to see an ostrich attack Darren Bent and bite off his massive nipples

[kingmonkey]

I prefer pink pointy nipples to the ones that are the size of chocolate digestives.

Ostriches are bastards, proper hard bastards.

Who's Bent?

[magswonnowt]

Originally Posted by Morny

I want to see an ostrich attack Darren Bent and bite off his massive nipples

its on youtube. just search 'ostrich attacks Darren Bent and bite off his massive nipples'

[Arkle]

Originally Posted by kingmonkey

I prefer pink pointy nipples to the ones that are the size of chocolate digestives.

Ostriches are bastards, proper hard bastards.

Who's Bent?

The ostrich king is bent - he's the first gay ostrich to become their king.

[Harry Angstrom]

Keeps us from - standing at the match ( I prefer to sit) - people leaving early (why?!!) - favourite crisps (salt n vinegar) etc etc

[magswonnowt]

Originally Posted by Arkle

The ostrich king is bent - he's the first gay ostrich to become their king.

so, like Bent he buried his head in the sand in the hope some bypassing ostrich might give him one?

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Originally Posted by magswonnowt

can't we talk about nipple sizes or ostriches please?

heads in the sand?

[Arkle]

Originally Posted by magswonnowt

so, like Bent he buried his head in the sand in the hope some bypassing ostrich might give him one?

I believe so...

[Church]

Originally Posted by magswonnowt

can't we talk about nipple sizes or ostriches please?

Wrong forum for these things mate.

Has anyone mentioned that those of us following him on twitter (and now about to unfollow him), will no longer have to read endless tweets about all the new pairs of trainers he gets?