Ins/Outs: April

[mini-x2]

In:
Sidies
Yorkshire
Girls with short hair
Benetton polo shirts
Metal pubes
Looking like Steve McQueen
Buttoning up yer mates jacket in the pub
The Italo-Disco revival
Piss fights
M&S crew necks
Knowing your place
Knowing your place is standing over the prone figure of the gobshite who thinks he’s above you
Breton shirts (white on navy, never navy on white)
Undies made from gaffer tape
Flecks
Wearing Ray-Bans at night
Eating Humus in the bog
Jorgie Porter
Sky blue
Recreating Shoom in the far corner of Seven
Learning how to play the banjo string
Pints of sausages
Home-made jam
The just-got-out-of-bed look that you ironically have to get up two hours early to perfect
Hiding eggs under your mates' cushions
Filling your mam's slippers with chippy gravy
Spiking upper class oiks
PhilSAFC's 'marshmallows up the arse' game
Disappearing to Paris without telling anyone


Out:
England
Biding your time
Zany c*nts
Nike
Letting on
Aunties showing their legs in the party
Riding a beached whale
Wannabe mackems
Rotters
Necklines that go down to your bellybutton
Necklines that look like a lazy foreskin
Going for a meal with your old headmaster
Thinking that having a big dog makes you hard
Black clothing
Saying 'lets have it'
Saying 'That's how I roll'
Gobby students
Still asking people if they have the right time, at the match
Tattoos
Training your dog to do fuck all, ever.
Assuming yer mates are interested in Sunday footy exploits
Twitter/Facebook updates
Camouflage

[Safc_Number10]

IN:
Lynx Shampoo
Getting a flyer from work

[Lions Play]

In: Piccalilli

[Sneech]

What about wearing Oakleys at night?

at Phils marshmallow game - you didn't actually play it with him did you?

[zwartekat]

I'm a bit in / out there. Can we have some sort of weighting process attached to each item so I can work it out a bit more clearly? Thanks.

[Lions Play]

In: Pork pies

Out: Ciabatta/paninis

[mini-x2]

Originally Posted by Sneech

What about wearing Oakleys at night?

at Phils marshmallow game - you didn't actually play it with him did you?

Nah, he told me about you forcing him to participate from his hamster cage and it sounded like fun so I thought I'd put it on the list.

You talking about Phil's Oakleys?

Originally Posted by Lions Play

In: Pork pies

Out: Ciabatta/paninis

PaniniS?

Out: Lions Play for this shocking faux pas

Originally Posted by zwartekat

I'm a bit in / out there. Can we have some sort of weighting process attached to each item so I can work it out a bit more clearly? Thanks.

Are you more out than in, or more in than out?
That's what it's all about.

[Lions Play]

Originally Posted by mini-x2

Nah, he told me about you forcing him to participate from his hamster cage and it sounded like fun so I thought I'd put it on the list.

You talking about Phil's Oakleys?



PaniniS?

Out: Lions Play for this shocking faux pas



Are you more out than in, or more in than out?
That's what it's all about.

Plural? If not then

[maccster31]

Originally Posted by Lions Play

In: Pork pies

Out: Ciabatta/paninis

Class, just scoffed 2 of sainsbury finest

[Typhoonftm]

Originally Posted by Safc_Number10

IN:
Lynx Shampoo

Out: teenage charvers.