Came round the other day.....
Census cop: "Hi, our records show that you havnt filled in the 2011 Census yet"
Census cop: "Well my job is remind all the people who havnt filled it in that it is still outstanding and see if I can offer any assistance"
Me: "Judging by the amount of sheets you have on that clipboard there is little chance you are going to be made redundant as part of the government cuts"
Census cop: "Ha ha, I know, there are hundreds who havnt filled it in. Are you gonna fill yours in?"
Me: "We'll see"
Census cop: "Well try and get it in asap otherwise you will get another follow up visit"
Dont mean to be funny but if he is gonna have to go through all them sheets before he visits me again I will be lucky to see him before the 2021 census is due