jehovah's witnesses

[eddyfinn]

I believe they have to give a good percentage of their wage up what do they get for giving up this wage? apart from when the world comes to an end they will survive and all the rest of us non jehovah's witnesses will be dead

[Pell]

dunno what jehova did but a lot of people claim to have seen it
a dint like them knocking on me door to tell me details thoguh
i dont like a crime
i stand there fingers in me ears shouting NO NO NO DO NOT TELL ME OF HIS INCIDENT until they leave
my fragile pure mind is better off without knowing the ins and outs of that fateful day

[Epping]

at least you don't have to fork out a load of dosh at christmas

[socrates]

Originally Posted by Pell

dunno what jehova did but a lot of people claim to have seen it
a dint like them knocking on me door to tell me details thoguh
i dont like a crime
i stand there fingers in me ears shouting NO NO NO DO NOT TELL ME OF HIS INCIDENT until they leave
my fragile pure mind is better off without knowing the ins and outs of that fateful day

you're right Pell.

he can have as many witnesses as he wants. He's still guilty.

[Mackem00]

There's a lovely one (nee pics) knockin on doors around Silky way, was gonna invite her in to tell me more til this middle-aged gadgey tried to follow her in.

[bryc1]

Our lass works with one she reckons if you smoke tabs theyl have nowt to dee with you

[JonMc]

Originally Posted by Mackem00

There's a lovely one (nee pics) knockin on doors around Silky way, was gonna invite her in to tell me more til this middle-aged gadgey tried to follow her in.

That's the best time to invite them in man. There's always an older gadge and an apprentice. You just take his points and offer your explanation to the young lassy. Always impresses.

[Riviera]

I used to live on Redcliffe Road, in Mansfield, and there were Jeehoves at one end of the street and the 7th day Adventure scouts at the other ........ I always hoped for a pitched battle but they never had a meet

I got sick of the apprentice Jeehoves using our street to practice on, every Sunday, so I gave them a bit of a shock one morning ....... I put on a crisp white shirt, a tie and a smart jacket, but nowt else.

There was a youngish trainee lass and an older woman.
I engaged them in conversation, not difficult like, and watched as their eyes slowly dropped to me knackers.

Never saw them again (The Jeehoves that is, not me knackers.)

[Fishpie]

I slam the door on them lot, don't even give them a chance to speak!!

[ravydavygravy]

For all their negatives they seem to be decent folk, they just need to soften the sales pitch, it's too aggresive.