For a small fee, I will take him to Npower with me and give him an exictingly candid look into the world of work. Best thing is, I'm still in training, and today we had to make things with stickers and stuff. He'll love it.
After work, I will bring him home where he can play in my petting zoo. This is essentially a big cardboard box from a parcel with my three hamsters in it. Once he's had enough of that he can have some party food, I have cake here (fuck off Wilfy

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Then, it's in the back garden where he can wear his miniature Sunderland strip (you provide) and he can beat me at football.
This day will instill responsibility, a love for animals and care for lesser creatures, and a sense of pride and achievement respectably.