andy carroll song

big and daft · 2nd September 2010, 10:14 AM

andy carroll shags his mother,
and his sister and his brother.
All the carroll's shag each other
Dirty black and white bastards.

RadioFreeEurope · 2nd September 2010, 10:23 AM

Excellent original lyrics and not at all like that Addams Family song that did the rounds ages ago...

Your sister is your mother
Your father is your brother
You all shag one another
The Mackem* family

*Insert name of your arch rivals here.

At least this one was a bit inventive

rocky · 2nd September 2010, 10:24 AM

Used the exact song for Kieron Dyer when he played for the filth.

Jeff_King_Of_Zambia · 2nd September 2010, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by RadioFreeEurope

Excellent original lyrics and not at all like that Addams Family song that did the rounds ages ago...

Your sister is your mother
Your father is your brother
You all shag one another
The Mackem* family

*Insert name of your arch rivals here.

At least this one was a bit inventive

About as inventive as the Kieron Dyer version that went around about 10 years ago?

Wearsider · 2nd September 2010, 10:27 AM

We do need a song about him like, he's their main man and a geordie (and one of those "professional geordie" types at that) and therefore their hero, we haven't had a song about a current mag player for ages.

Not sure if that should be it mind, because as mentioned before we used that for Dyer.

Notice the mags (Shinton aside) have started coming back out the woodwork since they had a half decent start to life back in the PL as well, bottlers

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mackembhoy · 2nd September 2010, 10:27 AM

Aren't his family sunderland fans, am sure i've heard that before. But andy is an utter criminal wanker, so sing away about how much a kunt he is.

ghost of shinton · 2nd September 2010, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by big and daft

andy carroll shags his mother,
and his sister and his brother.
All the carroll's shag each other
Dirty black and white bastards.

dear me penning songs about him now... i thought he was shite?

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Originally Posted by mackembhoy

Aren't his family sunderland fans, am sure i've heard that before. But andy is an utter criminal wanker, so sing away about how much a kunt he is.

indeed i believe his mothers side are safc

which would explain the alleged inbreeding tbf

jesus juice · 2nd September 2010, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ghost of shinton

dear me penning songs about him now... i thought he was shite?

I wouldn't go as far as to say 'Penning' as this fuck-wit seems incapable of penmanship. But aye

Wearsider · 2nd September 2010, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ghost of shinton

dear me penning songs about him now... i thought he was shite?

Only fuckwits think he's shite. Don't take that as the official SAFC party line opinion on him.

He's a fucking good player, and one I wish I we had an SAFC version of.

We'll struggle to deal with him. Odds on to score at least 1 against us this season.

big and daft · 2nd September 2010, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Wearsider

Only fuckwits think he's shite. Don't take that as the official SAFC party line opinion on him.

He's a fucking good player, and one I wish I we had an SAFC version of.

We'll struggle to deal with him. Odds on to score at least 1 against us this season.

agreed . but wait till the end of the season and see how many goals he has scored