Wasp Nest Help!

I've just got home and went straight out back only to see at least 20 wasps hovering around my shed. We then opened it up to find a huge nest in the corner.

I fucking hate wasps and we need to get rid of it asap. What is the best method of removing them?

The following have been tried and failed....

Turning the hose on and spraying the nest.

Hitting the nest with a pole.

Spraying wasp killer into the shed.

Any help would be appreciated.

[jackynutmeg]

shake then nest then run away, the wasps will chase you in the form of an arrow, then you jump in a pond and they will fly away

[TheWanderer]

ring the council and save yourself one whole heap of pain!

[Quininho]

Chuck in some of the burgers you just unloaded....poison the fuckers.

Originally Posted by Quininho

Chuck in some of the burgers you just unloaded....poison the fuckers.

[shipbuilder]

A couple of viagra tablets placed close to the nest, works a treat.

[admwil]

Piss on it

[RichD]

A couple of Apple cores goes down well..... go on give it a go

[Lloydy]

set fire to the shed

Originally Posted by admwil

Piss on it

it would take one hell of a shot