Commonwealth bank

[jmsafc87]

Just opened a account with them for when I come to oz in two weeks, r they any good?

[Blackcatwaz]

Or, fuck me.......There's ya fust fuck up!!! A hope you havnt put any squids in yit.

Contrary to popular belief they are not even a recognised bank in Ozz. All the coins are them chocolate fucka's. The ATM'S are just cardboard cut outs with some Nigerian fucka sitting behind recording your personal information and instantly transfering all your squids off-shore.

If you venture inside all the lasses are brain washed proper munters with git smelly fannies. You'd swear you'd walked into the fish mongers or a nightclub in Scumcastle!

Best you just stay their mate and cancel said Commonwealth bank account quick fucking smart!!.

[jmsafc87]

No havent put any money and wont be now ha, which one is good to use?

[Blackcatwaz]

Originally Posted by jmsafc87

No havent put any money and wont be now ha, which one is good to use?

Commonwealth is canny by all accounts

In seriousness though....The Commonwealth will be fine mate, I bank with them, have done for years. Plenty of branches nationally and easy access with ATM'S and that....

Enjoy the trip when you get here mate.

[tootymackeminoz]

Originally Posted by Blackcatwaz

Commonwealth is canny by all accounts

In seriousness though....The Commonwealth will be fine mate, I bank with them, have done for years. Plenty of branches nationally and easy access with ATM'S and that....

Enjoy the trip when you get here mate.

and wat wood yee nar aboot bankslast time yee were in one ya had a stocking owa ya fat heedand a wata pistol

[Blackcatwaz]

Originally Posted by tootymackeminoz

and wat wood yee nar aboot bankslast time yee were in one ya had a stocking owa ya fat heedand a wata pistol

I'll give youwa heed a thump in a minute with behaviour like this

[jmsafc87]

Originally Posted by Blackcatwaz

Commonwealth is canny by all accounts

In seriousness though....The Commonwealth will be fine mate, I bank with them, have done for years. Plenty of branches nationally and easy access with ATM'S and that....

Enjoy the trip when you get here mate.

Cheers mate, me arse dropped when I seen the first post you replied ha.

[Blackcatwaz]

Originally Posted by jmsafc87

Cheers mate, me arse dropped when I seen the first post you replied ha.

am nowt but a cunt me man
What ever you do though, dinnit listen to owt Tootymackeminozz says. He's an even bigger cunt than me

And if by chance you head to the East Coast, namely Melbourne, dont be taken in by Tom The Pom!!.. stay well away he's bent as owt...reet stretchy arse he is, a slave to the pole...He will bum ya at any opportunity.

Apart from that mate, enjoy your trip

[smally]

Originally Posted by tootymackeminoz

and wat wood yee nar aboot bankslast time yee were in one ya had a stocking owa ya fat heedand a wata pistol

Yer a good lad toots......I'll put yer payment into the same account.

Now, what can ya tell us about Big Mal and his offshore accounts that he visits on his love boat?