FAO Flying graysons

Mr_Money · 11th June 2010, 06:35 AM

I didnt know you asked me a question before.

When you finn pivot you dont hold your breath buddy, You inhale to move up
and exhale to move down you are doing that slowly which is not holding your breath. Your instructor should have told you that.

What you dont know will kill you because do you know what to do if an emeergency happens at 30 metres and you run out of air Do you know how to signal low on air, Do you know what to do if another diver is in trouble, Do you know how to assist an unconcious diver underwater and theres hundreds of other things that i have trained for and i feel offended being told what to do by you.

Also the reason you get lung over expansion injury is because you dont breather pure oxygen in your cylinder, if you breathe pure oxygen underwater it has a posinous effect on you and you an die of oxygen toxicity or get brain damage so your breathing compressed air specially designed for diving.

It took me 5 month just to get my basic certification and im trained in cold water UK diving so if you want to tell me anything i dont know feel free.

The reason you get a squeeze in your mask is because the pressure builds up and when this happens you simply exhale thru your nose. When you go on your training dive the instructor will tap you on the forehead if he sees a red mark starting to appear which simply means exhale. When the pressure builds up this then sucks your face causing your eyes to pop out. That dudes wife wont let him play with us anymore. Also dont go down on one cylinder to deeper than 30 metres you have to be technically trained. You can have 1000's of dives and never become a tech diver because its simply not for everyone and to risky

i have one question for you but you'll probably google it. when you go descend what is the procdure and whats the procedure for when you ascend, simple question?

Joe Public · 11th June 2010, 06:40 AM

What a boring arsehole this kid is.

Mr_Money · 11th June 2010, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe Public

What a boring arsehole this kid is.

Get out of the way fuck nut.

Floyd · 11th June 2010, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe Public

What a boring arsehole this kid is.

'kinell the words "pot", "kettle" and "black" obviously mean nowt to u.

Joe Public · 11th June 2010, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Floyd

'kinell the words "pot", "kettle" and "black" obviously mean nowt to u.

Morning floyd.

Bob Fleming · 11th June 2010, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr_Money

I didnt know you asked me a question before.

When you finn pivot you dont hold your breath buddy, You inhale to move up
and exhale to move down you are doing that slowly which is not holding your breath. Your instructor should have told you that.

What you dont know will kill you because do you know what to do if an emeergency happens at 30 metres and you run out of air Do you know how to signal low on air, Do you know what to do if another diver is in trouble, Do you know how to assist an unconcious diver underwater and theres hundreds of other things that i have trained for and i feel offended being told what to do by you.

Also the reason you get lung over expansion injury is because you dont breather pure oxygen in your cylinder, if you breathe pure oxygen underwater it has a posinous effect on you and you an die of oxygen toxicity or get brain damage so your breathing compressed air specially designed for diving.

It took me 5 month just to get my basic certification and im trained in cold water UK diving so if you want to tell me anything i dont know feel free.

The reason you get a squeeze in your mask is because the pressure builds up and when this happens you simply exhale thru your nose. When you go on your training dive the instructor will tap you on the forehead if he sees a red mark starting to appear which simply means exhale. When the pressure builds up this then sucks your face causing your eyes to pop out. That dudes wife wont let him play with us anymore. Also dont go down on one cylinder to deeper than 30 metres you have to be technically trained. You can have 1000's of dives and never become a tech diver because its simply not for everyone and to risky

i have one question for you but you'll probably google it. when you go descend what is the procdure and whats the procedure for when you ascend, simple question?

Any of that could have been found on google. In fact it sounds like it's come straight from a guide to diving rather than experience. You're full of shit.

AlpineExile · 11th June 2010, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Bob Fleming

Any of that could have been found on google. In fact it sounds like it's come straight from a guide to diving rather than experience. You're full of shit.

Well, except for the typos and missing punctuation - he added/deleted those himself.

I wonder if he knows how to signal that he's low on air when the water's so murky you can hardly see your own hand, as is common around here. I hope not.

Bob Fleming · 11th June 2010, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by AlpineExile

Well, except for the typos and missing punctuation - he added/deleted those himself.

I wonder if he knows how to signal that he's low on air when the water's so murky you can hardly see your own hand, as is common around here. I hope not.

He's another dull alter ego.

Mr_Money · 11th June 2010, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by AlpineExile

Well, except for the typos and missing punctuation - he added/deleted those himself.

I wonder if he knows how to signal that he's low on air when the water's so murky you can hardly see your own hand, as is common around here. I hope not.

With a closed fist you bang your fist against your chest.