I hate going

[Joe Fabulous]

on holiday, so you can shove yer Cape Verdi, Maldives etc right up your arse.
That is all.

[Riviera]

I'm convinced there are loads of people who wouldn't realise if they were taken to a different country ....... plane, coach, rep, hotel, pool, dining room, pubs, clubs, full English breakfast, sunshine, coach, plane, home.

Was that Spain or Portugal we've just been to

[Nee Onions Mate]

Originally Posted by Joe Fabulous

on holiday, so you can shove yer Cape Verdi, Maldives etc right up your arse.
That is all.

Our lass has been fucking banging on about where to go with the bairns this year. See wants somewhere hot with a pool and that. I'd much rather stay at home and have loads of days out instead.

I've put my foot down and telt her she can stick the foreign holiday up her arse.

We are off to Malta in June

[Barry Siddall]

Originally Posted by Nee Onions Mate

Our lass has been fucking banging on about where to go with the bairns this year. See wants somewhere hot with a pool and that. I'd much rather stay at home and have loads of days out instead.

I've put my foot down and telt her she can stick the foreign holiday up her arse.

We are off to Malta in June

We nar wee wears the trousers in yowa kip marra

[Nee Onions Mate]

Originally Posted by Barry Siddall

We nar wee wears the trousers in yowa kip marra

Owt for a quiet life me mate.

[Harry Angstrom]

Originally Posted by Riviera

I'm convinced there are loads of people who wouldn't realise if they were taken to a different country ....... plane, coach, rep, hotel, pool, dining room, pubs, clubs, full English breakfast, sunshine, coach, plane, home.

Was that Spain or Portugal we've just been to

Is that a bad thing? Not for me but some people want to have two weeks getting pissed and having a laugh in the sun.

Everybody wins. The locals aren't bothered by tourists swarming around anything interesting, the punters get a holiday they want.

[Riviera]

Originally Posted by Nee Onions Mate

Our lass has been fucking banging on about where to go with the bairns this year. See wants somewhere hot with a pool and that. I'd much rather stay at home and have loads of days out instead.

I've put my foot down and telt her she can stick the foreign holiday up her arse.

We are off to Malta in June

[nelford_safc]

Egypt in May fuckers.

They have an egg bar.

Dinnar.

[Heeeed the Ball]

Originally Posted by Joe Fabulous

on holiday, so you can shove yer Cape Verdi, Maldives etc right up your arse.
That is all.

Joe fancy going to Magaluf wiv me and the lads?

[Joe Fabulous]

Originally Posted by Heeeed the Ball

Joe fancy going to Magaluf wiv me and the lads?

I'd rather gan up Lady Mucks Muff!