nowt worse

[medicalman]

than cutting the grass in front of a really fit neighbour and going "arse over" the mower cable ! proper stunt fall aswell looked a right dick

[sonson]

Genocide a close second though

[keeps21]

[Epping]

could have fallen into the mower..

that could have been worse

[Nee Onions Mate]

Originally Posted by sonson

Genocide a close second though

To be fair I can't think of anything that could possibly be worse than falling ower in me own garden

Edit: Apart from what Epps said

[Guinness Guzzler]

Originally Posted by medicalman

than cutting the grass in front of a really fit neighbour and going "arse over" the mower cable ! proper stunt fall aswell looked a right dick

Not getting a pic of the aforementioned fit neighbour that can be posted on the SMB, thats worse

[Charmless Man]

Originally Posted by sonson

Genocide a close second though

Paedophilia isn't too great either.

I know what you mean though. Brings back those memories of early nights out aged 16/17 and trying to chat a lass up in a bar... then the bottle of beer you're drinking slips out of your hand and smashes on the floor. At that moment, you know that all hope of bucking her is lost.

[Nee Onions Mate]

Originally Posted by Charmless Man

Paedophilia isn't too great either.

I know what you mean though. Brings back those memories of early nights out aged 16/17 and trying to chat a lass up in a bar... then the bottle of beer you're drinking slips out of your hand and smashes on the floor. At that moment, you know that all hope of bucking her is lost.

Used to happen all the time that when we were teenagers, there was always some fucker dropping their pint/bottle.

[smoker]

Literally nowt worse as you say.

Did she stick her tongue under her lip Joey Deacon fashion?

[Arkle]

Originally Posted by Nee Onions Mate

Used to happen all the time that when we were teenagers, there was always some fucker dropping their pint/bottle.

I managed to knock my pint over and on to the barmaid reaching for my change once