Got burgled last night......

StonesFTM · 28th January 2012, 08:16 AM

Our lass (nee pics) discovered it this morning. The bastards left the lights, TV and heating on full blast,spent £70 on iTunes, dumped my clothes on the kitchen floor,made six cheese toasties and drank a full bottle of wine. Luckily I managed to sleep through it on the sofa. Mates party at the local tonight........I'm worried they may strike again

Harry Monk · 28th January 2012, 08:18 AM

You're ccccccrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrazz zzzzzzy

Harry Angstrom · 28th January 2012, 08:19 AM

You must have been really drunk if you slept through all that.

Hatful Of Hollow · 28th January 2012, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by StonesFTM

Our lass (nee pics) discovered it this morning. The bastards left the lights, TV and heating on full blast,spent £70 on iTunes, dumped my clothes on the kitchen floor,made six cheese toasties and drank a full bottle of wine. Luckily I managed to sleep through it on the sofa. Mates party at the local tonight........I'm worried they may strike again

That just sounds like you were mortal and tried to make a cheese toastie to me like.
Edit: Braces self for potential 'whoosh'

Travis Bickle · 28th January 2012, 08:23 AM

A whole bottle of wine? Wow. Mental.

Crook Mackem · 28th January 2012, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by StonesFTM

Our lass (nee pics) discovered it this morning. The bastards left the lights, TV and heating on full blast,spent £70 on iTunes, dumped my clothes on the kitchen floor,made six cheese toasties and drank a full bottle of wine. Luckily I managed to sleep through it on the sofa. Mates party at the local tonight........I'm worried they may strike again

i`m no morse but it was probably spug mate

Harry Angstrom · 28th January 2012, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Hatful Of Hollow

That just sounds like you were mortal and tried to make a cheese toastie to me like.

I'd never thought of that. You could be right.

SKP · 28th January 2012, 08:24 AM

Daddyo · 28th January 2012, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by StonesFTM

Our lass (nee pics) discovered it this morning. The bastards left the lights, TV and heating on full blast,spent £70 on iTunes, dumped my clothes on the kitchen floor,made six cheese toasties and drank a full bottle of wine. Luckily I managed to sleep through it on the sofa. Mates party at the local tonight........I'm worried they may strike again

Yes,you were not to blame at all,were you?

Life's A Pitch · 28th January 2012, 08:26 AM

Sounds to me like your lass was shagging the local pool team whilst you were upstairs sleeping marra. The whole 'we've been burgled thing" is just a cover up. Thankfully, they spent £70 on Barry Manilows back catalogue, so you're still the better man.