Whats your neighbours like?

[Heeeed the Ball]

Next door on the right are nice enough, the lass is a spy for the Benefits office, the lad is a civil for the bobbies


The other side lad is a welder, there lass left him a year ago


Have one lass in the street whos a complete heeeed the ball..

[Marty Moose]

A couple of years of curtain twitching led me to the conclusion that one of my neighbours was a crack addict who got swept away to a rehab clinic. I'm fairly sure a fella in my street was a nonce as well, one day the coppers came when he was out and took his PC Gary Glitter style - he has never been seen since although his wife and child remain.

[girojim]

One side are a couple of absolute cunts, proper fucking weirdos. Mags anarl.

Other side a bloke, pretty quiet

[oROSSo]

bloke to the right moved in with his lass and is never in his house, the next one along is canny and always speaks. To the left there's an old woman who runs the choir or summit and she's always getting people round to belt tunes out on the piano and have a sing song, quite funny. Last year she got a brass band and carol singers at her door at christmas time.....it was class with about 2 foot of snow down, proper made my christmas!

[girojim]

Originally Posted by Marty Moose

A couple of years of curtain twitching led me to the conclusion that one of my neighbours was a crack addict who got swept away to a rehab clinic. I'm fairly sure a fella in my street was a nonce as well, one day the coppers came when he was out and took his PC Gary Glitter style - he has never been seen since although his wife and child remain.

They wore big shiny silver boots and had big perms?

[Paul_Calf]

ones on the left are dead canny, 2 young kids and are no hassle at all

ones on the right are quiet but religous nutjobs but get no hassle from them either.

for me it's ideal, ok to say hello to and that but they're not friends and never likely to be, just decent neighbours

[flashpants]

next door are spot on, bloke next one down is a fucking looper, howls like a wild dog and creeps about the estate and near by woods. only a matter of time before summat well dodgy happens. our lass is scared of him, could quite fancy flattening him as he is a menace. Everyone else is fine though so must'nt grumble.

[Heeeed the Ball]

Originally Posted by oROSSo

bloke to the right moved in with his lass and is never in his house, the next one along is canny and always speaks. To the left there's an old woman who runs the choir or summit and she's always getting people round to belt tunes out on the piano and have a sing song, quite funny. Last year she got a brass band and carol singers at her door at christmas time.....it was class with about 2 foot of snow down, proper made my christmas!

Bet that was class

[oROSSo]

Originally Posted by Heeeed the Ball

Bet that was class

aye it was mate, like being in a Charles Dickens novel

[Epping]

Libe in asmall private close of 5 houses

house 1 - lady in her late 60's at a guess. friendly enough but quite prim and nosey. keeps her house immaculate inside and out. like a showhome

house 2 - lad my age and his frumpy missus. canny coupel with 2 young daughters just slightly younger than mine.. have a few beers , bbq with them


house 3 - nice couple.. Jeff likes a canny beer and is amarket trader with 2/3 mfruit and veg stalls.. have 2 lads 13 and 10. his missus quite posh but nice enough and scrubs up well

house 4. lady in her 60's and daughter about 40'ish live there. freindly enough and she nips in to see the dog if we are out all day

house 5 - shitheads.. no consideration for neighbours ow anything.. shame its where we live