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24th November 2011, 11:02 PM
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Striker
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: UK
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Being santa
I have been roped into doing it for the local school and wondering what opinions are on now I should approach it.
My lines are easy enough, ho ho ho merry Christmas and merry christmas while handing out the presents but should I do it a strange voice or what or will that just scare the poor little sods.
Anyone been Santa and I don't want to hear any of you lot the role playing with your other halfs.
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24th November 2011, 11:03 PM
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Midfield
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Originally Posted by Chappers
I have been roped into doing it for the local school and wondering what opinions are on now I should approach it.
My lines are easy enough, ho ho ho merry Christmas and merry christmas while handing out the presents but should I do it a strange voice or what or will that just scare the poor little sods.
Anyone been Santa and I don't want to hear any of you lot the role playing with your other halfs.
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Just try not to make its sound too paedo and you'll be fine mate.
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24th November 2011, 11:04 PM
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Striker
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: UK
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Originally Posted by Marlon Brendo
Just try not to make its sound too paedo and you'll be fine mate.
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Lol
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24th November 2011, 11:07 PM
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Striker
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: strawberry bank
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Re: Being santa
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Originally Posted by Marlon Brendo
Just try not to make its sound too paedo and you'll be fine mate.
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wouldn't be surprised if they get you to do a crb check before letting you do it
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24th November 2011, 11:11 PM
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Winger
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Coming to a cinema near you
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Re: Being santa
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Originally Posted by Chappers
I have been roped into doing it for the local school and wondering what opinions are on now I should approach it.
My lines are easy enough, ho ho ho merry Christmas and merry christmas while handing out the presents but should I do it a strange voice or what or will that just scare the poor little sods.
Anyone been Santa and I don't want to hear any of you lot the role playing with your other halfs.
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Do it in your best Larry Grayson voice, sure the parents will enjoy!
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24th November 2011, 11:12 PM
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Striker
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: UK
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Originally Posted by luvulongtime
wouldn't be surprised if they get you to do a crb check before letting you do it
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Already have crb
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Originally Posted by intothelight
Do it in your best Larry Grayson voice, sure the parents will enjoy!
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Thank fuck there are no parents there, well apart from me, as it is the boys class which is why I feel I had t say yes when I was asked.
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24th November 2011, 11:31 PM
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Winger
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Coming to a cinema near you
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Re: Being santa
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Originally Posted by Chappers
Already have crb
Thank fuck there are no parents there, well apart from me, as it is the boys class which is why I feel I had t say yes when I was asked.
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Don't do the voice! 
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24th November 2011, 11:33 PM
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Winger
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Roker
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Re: Being santa
The trousers will hide your semi-on nicely. Joking. Merry Christmas ;)
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24th November 2011, 11:34 PM
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Midfield
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Widnes
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Re: Being santa
If you're going to do it, you should do it properly, like De Nio playing Jake La Motta, get yourself onto a few roofs and down a few chimneys lad
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24th November 2011, 11:36 PM
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Striker
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Planet Earth
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Re: Being santa
SMB has now our very own Santa, class 
Just think of the little hearts that will light up when they see you and you will be fine
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Originally Posted by Quench
If you're going to do it, you should do it properly, like De Nio playing Jake La Motta, get yourself onto a few roofs and down a few chimneys lad
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I can just see it now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Mo_6TnijOw
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