Originally Posted by Le Chuck
when we first got ours, it jumped up on the kichten bench to steal & ate an uncooked frozen pie, shreads of tin foil arl ower.
i remember reading a story years ago that had me in bits.
A dog jumped onto a counter to steal a cake which had been left on the side as the family went out for a bit.
It knocked the gas ring on and set fire to a teatowel which in turn sent the whole kitchen...and house alight.
they fire brigade put the fire out and found the dog slumped in the bath seemingly dead from smoke inhalation.
they went to move onwards and the dog growled at them, apparently it had survived by breathing down the plughole of the bath to draw in oxygen from outside
fucking class dogs are like