Piles

[fyl2u]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, my arse hurts!

Advice?

NHS website says lay off the caffeine, drink lots of water and eat roughage.

I dunno what roughage is, but it sounds painful to pass.

[emseab]

chop then wit hot scissors

[Pell]

when i had piles my aunty would give me a cup of hot ribena, with a spoon of honey in it
she would ask me to stir it then watch the whirlpool effect as she fingerred my grapes back in with aplomb

[Teed]

Originally Posted by fyl2u

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, my arse hurts!

Advice?

NHS website says lay off the caffeine, drink lots of water and eat roughage.

I dunno what roughage is, but it sounds painful to pass.

Eat a bowl of porridge in the morning and drink a glass of Cranberry juice
give it a month and you'll be shitting like clockwork.

PS. porridge is suppose to be really good for those that suffer depression too.

[fyl2u]

Originally Posted by Teed

Eat a bowl of porridge in the morning and drink a glass of Cranberry juice
give it a month and you'll be shitting like clockwork.

PS. porridge is suppose to be really good for those that suffer depression too.

Is that right? The problem is it looks, tastes and feels like you're eating a bowl of papier maché. I can't see that experience making me feel less depressed.

[gards2]

Originally Posted by fyl2u

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, my arse hurts!

Advice?

NHS website says lay off the caffeine, drink lots of water and eat roughage.

I dunno what roughage is, but it sounds painful to pass.

Ah! "welcome to my world" lol

Seriously mate, you have my sympathise as I used to get them regularly (several times a year)

Your diet and lack of exercise are both responsible and not enough fibre in your diet (Vitamin B) or lack of is also a culprit.

If it's an external pile i.e. a swollen vein that protrudes from your anus. You will have to get suppositories from chemist and 'stick em up there' which will be uncomfortable. You will also need cream for the external pile to shrink it from the outside to.

Do everything you can to make sure yer shit is soft and bulky AND NOT DRY AND COMPACTED. As this will lead to agony and further irritation.

There's nothing about piles don't know.

[Doodler]

Originally Posted by Pell

when i had piles my aunty would give me a cup of hot ribena, with a spoon of honey in it
she would ask me to stir it then watch the whirlpool effect as she fingerred my grapes back in with aplomb

sounds like quite a fruit salad that mate

[GypsyBlackCat]

Originally Posted by fyl2u

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, my arse hurts!

Advice?

NHS website says lay off the caffeine, drink lots of water and eat roughage.

I dunno what roughage is, but it sounds painful to pass.

That's a pain in the arse mate.

I'll get my coat.

[Pell]

Originally Posted by Doodler

sounds like quite a fruit salad that mate

aye she popped some cream on n all


*HIGH FIVE*

[Giddup Sausage!]

Get off yer fat arse n dee summit.

That helps.