Regrettable statements, quotes in history!

[Heeeed the Ball]

You can make some up if you want, the more comedy the better.


Colonel Custer,

Calm down man, they only have bows and arrows, we will kill the lot and home for tea.

[Domitrios]

the last words of General Sedgewick (American Civil War) :-

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distan............ "

[ab79]

"I would love it if we could beat them. Love it. He's gone down in my estimation. Manchester United haven't won this yet, I'd love it if we beat them"

Keegan

[Will Berry]

Read my lips: No more taxes - George Bush

[luvulongtime]

"apart from that, did you enjoy the play mrs lincoln"

[Heeeed the Ball]

Originally Posted by luvulongtime

"apart from that, did you enjoy the play mrs lincoln"

[luvulongtime]

my all time favourite which is true...during the congo civil wars lots of massacres rapes etc took place,,a load of foreign nuns were raped at a big convent,reporters arrive.."anyone here speak english who's been raped"

[Hetzkes Ballet Teacher]

"Don’t worry, they usually don’t swim backwards.”

[Cockney Mackem]

Originally Posted by Domitrios

the last words of General Sedgewick (American Civil War) :-

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distan............ "

one of my favourites. Opening battle of the war as well.

[Heeeed the Ball]

Right thats the airel fixed, now I need a quick way down!


Rod Hull