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Originally Posted by Rage
her album is shit
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if it was her actual shit i would hollow it out and case my penis in it like a medeival sossidge roll and wear her turd on my willy until i met her in the flesh
then id whip my trousers off
and say " Marina, look at what youve done "
and as she would look towards my crotch the sheer excitement of the situation and proximity of a real female would kick in and my imminent erection would burst through its brown shell of love spraying all nearby with beautiful faeces and revealing my throbbing mighty wand of desire she falls uncontrollabley to the floor in a mixture of shock confusion and lust and the rest my friends remains untold for your tiny little fragile innocent minds would shut down completely if you have to try comprehend the disgusting antics we persue