Lorik Cana facts

cocky · 9th November 2009, 02:54 AM

Guns don't kill people. Lorik Cana kills People. FACT
The chief export of Lorik Cana is Pain. FACT
There is no chin under Lorik Cana's Beard. There is only another fist. FACT
Lorik Cana can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. FACT
Lorik Cana once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Lorik Cana won by 5. FACT

Any more?

pweller · 9th November 2009, 03:00 AM

You haven't been on this messageboard for a while have you ?

supersox · 9th November 2009, 03:08 AM

lorik cana thinks you should stop making repetitive threads and use the "search" function

...oh aye i forgot. FACT

SedgefieldMackem · 9th November 2009, 03:12 AM

Lorik Cana has probably never had sex with another man.

carlmacar · 9th November 2009, 04:06 AM

i love out like this me like.

PMackem · 9th November 2009, 06:47 AM

He's lost it big time,

kingbant1 · 9th November 2009, 06:49 AM

Get in ! Another Lorik Cana FACTS thread. I always piss myself reading these like. Hopefully someone might post one that hasn't been repeated 17 times already. . .

carlmacar · 9th November 2009, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingbant1

Get in ! Another Lorik Cana FACTS thread. I always piss myself reading these like. Hopefully someone might post one that hasn't been repeated 17 times already. . .

get in.

senior · 9th November 2009, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pweller

You haven't been on this messageboard for a while have you ?

it could be he was in the mountains fighting the taliban if you nhad read he,s location.

lorik canas shadow dare not look him in the eye in fear of being wiped out.

murrayout · 9th November 2009, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlmacar

get in.

Does jaws not detect sarcasm???