50 Shades of Geordie…

[Harry Monk]

Originally Posted by Stormo

What's wrong with superdry like?

Scummer clothes

[Stormo]

Originally Posted by Harry Monk

Scummer clothes

Really? I was thinking of a jacket from there. Might give it a miss now.

[GBSAFC]

Originally Posted by obrienobrien

An excerpt from the book we've all been dying to read!

50 Shades of Geordie…

I knew as soon as I walked through the door from dropping the bairn off at me mothers that I was ganna get some. I peeped through the fist-hole in the living room door and saw the half a rolley burning in the ashtray perched on the arm of me new Bright House corner settee. The telly was turned reet doon, ah cudn't even hear what Lorraine was
sayin’about the new fashion for the summer nor nowt. Then I saw ‘im and me heart skipped a beat, he'd obviously had a crisis loan and been down the metro, cos he was wearing fresh new tracky bottoms and a brand new pair of flossies, his rippling white chest peeped out from behind the zip of his superdry coat, that was sexily only zipped halfway up just enough to cover the tack burns, but give me a cheeky glimpse of what was to come.

He pulled me towards him and whispered "Y'all reet pet" before plantin’ the lips on me, I trembled under the aroma of Golden Virginia and stale Stella.

He took me there and then, right on the Argos rug whilst our staffy Tyson looked on.

He left without a word, but he would be returnin’ soon, with tales of a fight in the job centre queue and his joy at finding a poond coin on the floor of the 54 bus.

I tried to settle myself down with a tab but all the while that one question burned in me heart…

Would he remember the meat pasty from Greggs?

thats my ex tenants life

[foolzy]

Originally Posted by GBSAFC

thats my ex tenants life

No, he said Stella mate

[Alreet Marra]

Was that supposed to be funny?

[GBSAFC]

Originally Posted by foolzy

No, he said Stella mate

sorry Bud

[Dan The Man]

Canny, it had me pissing myself laughing in the car reading it.

[Statto Junkie]

Originally Posted by GBSAFC

thats my ex tenants life

Originally Posted by foolzy

No, he said Stella mate

Originally Posted by GBSAFC

sorry Bud

He's Peroni joking.

[I'm Spartacus]

Originally Posted by obrienobrien

An excerpt from the book we've all been dying to read!

50 Shades of Geordie…

I knew as soon as I walked through the door from dropping the bairn off at me mothers that I was ganna get some. I peeped through the fist-hole in the living room door and saw the half a rolley burning in the ashtray perched on the arm of me new Bright House corner settee. The telly was turned reet doon, ah cudn't even hear what Lorraine was
sayin’about the new fashion for the summer nor nowt. Then I saw ‘im and me heart skipped a beat, he'd obviously had a crisis loan and been down the metro, cos he was wearing fresh new tracky bottoms and a brand new pair of flossies, his rippling white chest peeped out from behind the zip of his superdry coat, that was sexily only zipped halfway up just enough to cover the tack burns, but give me a cheeky glimpse of what was to come.

He pulled me towards him and whispered "Y'all reet pet" before plantin’ the lips on me, I trembled under the aroma of Golden Virginia and stale Stella.

He took me there and then, right on the Argos rug whilst our staffy Tyson looked on.

He left without a word, but he would be returnin’ soon, with tales of a fight in the job centre queue and his joy at finding a poond coin on the floor of the 54 bus.

I tried to settle myself down with a tab but all the while that one question burned in me heart…

Would he remember the meat pasty from Greggs?

I would find this funny If it was exaggerated and I wasn't paying to keep people like this in rolly tabs and Stella.....