Instead of the Charity Shield, we played Celtic in a friendly at Parkhead.
They had won the Scottish League and invited us to play them.
Me and my mate went and to our knowledge were the only Sunderland supporters there (could be wrong of course, but no -one was showing their allegiance).
We asked a sergeant outside the ground where was the best place to watch the game. He replied "England".
We won 2-1, Tueart and Hughes.
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