Orlando advice?

Al · 24th January 2012, 02:21 PM

I'm having to go to a bloody sales conference in Orlando next week. Now despite how painful sales conferences and long flights are I know this isn't exactly the worst job in the world and I'm not expecting huge amounts of sympathy, but I'm particularly pissed off cos I had planned to go to the Norwich match. Anyway, as I might be spending the weekend there after the conference finishes can anyone give me advice as to what might be available in the area to divert a chap, bearing in mind I hate Disney with a fucking vengance.

Travis Bickle · 24th January 2012, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Al

I'm having to go to a bloody sales conference in Orlando next week. Now despite how painful sales conferences and long flights are I know this isn't exactly the worst job in the world and I'm not expecting huge amounts of sympathy, but I'm particularly pissed off cos I had planned to go to the Norwich match. Anyway, as I might be spending the weekend there after the conference finishes can anyone give me advice as to what might be available in the area to divert a chap, bearing in mind I hate Disney with a fucking vengance.

Universal studios one day, Universal islands of adventure the next day.

jacko100 · 24th January 2012, 03:38 PM

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Universal studios one day, Universal islands of adventure the next day.

This, Universal is great crack if you like rollercoasters and that sort of thing. Disney is a little bit sinister if you ask me!

Harry Angstrom · 24th January 2012, 03:39 PM

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This, Universal is great crack if you like rollercoasters and that sort of thing. Disney is a little bit sinister if you ask me!

You'd be a right sad sack in a theme park on your jack.

A bar would be more appropriate.

jacko100 · 24th January 2012, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Harry Angstrom

You'd be a right sad sack in a theme park on your jack.

A bar would be more appropriate.

fuck it, too old to give a shit what anyone else thinks, he's only there for two days, how many paedo points can he earn in that!

Harry Angstrom · 24th January 2012, 03:56 PM

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fuck it, too old to give a shit what anyone else thinks, he's only there for two days, how many paedo points can he earn in that!

i went on all the rides with the bairn and loved it. Going on your own would sort of miss the point.

jacko100 · 24th January 2012, 04:22 PM

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i went on all the rides with the bairn and loved it. Going on your own would sort of miss the point.

ah yeah defo much better with kids or someone else but if I found myself there on my own I wouldnt let that put me off going. Universal is great crack

Harry Angstrom · 24th January 2012, 04:24 PM

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ah yeah defo much better with kids or someone else but if I found myself there on my own I wouldnt let that put me off going. Universal is great crack

I suppose you could always find some bird to accompany you

AB22 Easy Tiger · 24th January 2012, 04:46 PM

Find a bar that's showing the Norwich game and educate some of the locals.

Al · 24th January 2012, 04:51 PM

Unfortunately I will be flying out there when the Norwich match is on.

Anyway, thanks for the suggestions chaps.