Piles

[fyl2u]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, my arse hurts!

Advice?

NHS website says lay off the caffeine, drink lots of water and eat roughage.

I dunno what roughage is, but it sounds painful to pass.

[emseab]

chop then wit hot scissors

[Pell]

when i had piles my aunty would give me a cup of hot ribena, with a spoon of honey in it
she would ask me to stir it then watch the whirlpool effect as she fingerred my grapes back in with aplomb

[Doodler]

Originally Posted by Pell

when i had piles my aunty would give me a cup of hot ribena, with a spoon of honey in it
she would ask me to stir it then watch the whirlpool effect as she fingerred my grapes back in with aplomb

sounds like quite a fruit salad that mate

[Pell]

Originally Posted by Doodler

sounds like quite a fruit salad that mate

aye she popped some cream on n all


*HIGH FIVE*

[Doodler]

Originally Posted by Pell

aye she popped some cream on n all


*HIGH FIVE*

back atcha

[Giddup Sausage!]

Get off yer fat arse n dee summit.

That helps.

[fyl2u]

Originally Posted by Giddup Sausage!

Get off yer fat arse n dee summit.

That helps.

Does it though, or does it just rub them up the wrong way and make them worse?

[mini-x2]

I have had them before and I can confirm they're bastard painful.
It's hilarious when other people get them though.

[Teed]

Originally Posted by fyl2u

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, my arse hurts!

Advice?

NHS website says lay off the caffeine, drink lots of water and eat roughage.

I dunno what roughage is, but it sounds painful to pass.

Eat a bowl of porridge in the morning and drink a glass of Cranberry juice
give it a month and you'll be shitting like clockwork.

PS. porridge is suppose to be really good for those that suffer depression too.