Re: Sunderland fan with Blow up Doll ?
I brought a bird back to my house after a night out on the pull and imagine her surprise when she went to use the bathroom only to discover a massive fully inflated penis standing in the bath!
After I heard the predictable "wtf" I said "ere love, that penis is much bigger than mine but, mine will fit a lot easier if you want to give it a go"
She then ran into the bedroom, ripped her clothes off and whilst gasping for breath begged me to take her and take her hard :)
She then ran into the bedroom, ripped her clothes off and said "I bet mine's bigger than yours and it's Steve actually, not Steph" I then chased the kunt out the house with the inflatable penis "Benny Hill closing credits" style..
Mignolet!Mignolet!Biggest hands in the world they say
He plays for Belgium he plays for us,He's bigger than Elvis as big as a Bus