Start my induction on Monday...woo hoo!
Split up with my missus on 1st March, she gave me £20, I lost £120,000! not counting the business in Sunderland that her fathers new wife (witch) took from me.

I slept in me van for 10 nights (hell), then a mates house for a week. Been in a bed & breakfast since, paid for by the council, £65 a week JSA in, £15 top up (breafast, gas and electricity) £10 evening meals per week out. Buying a pint sounds too much like.
Now I can start all over again, get paid end of June look for somewhere to rent, I'm on the up like

