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    Forum: SMB 14th June 2012, 01:15 PM
    Replies: 43
    Views: 1,630
    Posted By ds0rco
    look at the price of petrol

    in this Google Maps screen grab. Wonder when the google van took this?

    http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7103/7371546750_533eb50c2c_z.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/33070175@N06/7371546750/)...
    Forum: SMB 14th June 2012, 09:54 AM
    Replies: 24
    Views: 658
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: I can't come out because......

    I usually use

    "I can't come out tonight because my Chalfonts are fair putting"

    or

    "I can't come out tonight because I'm murdering an injured pigeon that landed in my back yard"
    Forum: SMB 14th June 2012, 09:51 AM
    Replies: 18
    Views: 671
    Posted By ds0rco
    Forum: SMB 14th June 2012, 09:48 AM
    Replies: 59
    Views: 2,041
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Best Indian restaurants

    A little bit further out but Cafe Bangla in East Boldon is quality.
    Forum: SMB 14th June 2012, 09:25 AM
    Replies: 18
    Views: 671
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: The ladies go for this sort of thing

    Not criticising your post mate but why have people started leaving the ED off words that are a past participle?
    It started with text instead of texted, now last instead of lasted. It really makes a...
    Forum: SMB 13th June 2012, 04:46 PM
    Replies: 10
    Views: 394
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Incredibly insensitive question

    http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2009/02/13/va1237353158378/Mongolian-wrestler-6485125.jpg

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Forum: SMB 13th June 2012, 04:42 PM
    Replies: 43
    Views: 1,489
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Anyone working in Mining in Australia?

    Is that £UK or $AUS

    If it's $AUS that's only about £38K
    Forum: SMB 13th June 2012, 04:37 PM
    Replies: 10
    Views: 394
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Incredibly insensitive question

    Most definately the latter!
    Forum: SMB 13th June 2012, 03:47 PM
    Replies: 10
    Views: 394
    Posted By ds0rco
    Incredibly insensitive question

    How do you tell if someone from Mongolia suffers from Down's Syndrome?

    A lass asked me this this afternoon in all seriousness.

    Could've entitled this 'Daft things women say #63343890 really...
    Forum: SMB 13th June 2012, 11:22 AM
    Replies: 63
    Views: 1,954
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Why do Americans

    Thored from wikipedia:

    The words scallion and shallot are related and can be traced back to the Greek askolonion as described by the Greek writer Theophrastus...
    Forum: SMB 13th June 2012, 11:16 AM
    Replies: 29
    Views: 651
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Most Annoying Cartoon Character...

    Lisa Simpson. I detest that sanctimonious little cow more than Harry Redknapp :evil::evil::evil::-x
    Forum: SMB 13th June 2012, 10:58 AM
    Replies: 73
    Views: 2,509
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Urgent help needed, I have a badly injured pigeon in my yard

    Give it a stern lecture about flying into windows and then give it two aspirin. Everybody's happy!
    Forum: SMB 12th June 2012, 02:09 PM
    Replies: 46
    Views: 1,128
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: How do you get rid of..

    Boots catarrh pastilles does the biz for me.


    No, they're not made with catarrh :roll:

    Oh and 1 drop of sinex in each nostril at night before you go to bed.
    Forum: Pure Football 12th June 2012, 12:51 PM
    Replies: 53
    Views: 2,113
    Posted By ds0rco
    England band 'banned'

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-18407626

    Good for the officials who banned them playing, it's a bloody awful repetitive irritating racket and the match was all the better for their absence.
    ...
    Forum: SMB 11th June 2012, 04:05 PM
    Replies: 46
    Views: 1,399
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Favourite national anthem

    Israel
    Russia
    Italy
    Quite liked the Croatia one as well
    Oh and that little country whose anthem is the same as ours ;-)
    Forum: SMB 11th June 2012, 11:25 AM
    Replies: 248
    Views: 8,344
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Naming children

    Is that the twat who painted his name on the railway bridge?
    Forum: SMB 10th June 2012, 03:53 PM
    Replies: 56
    Views: 3,662
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: My Idiot Neighbour...

    Twenty three posts and the cat-loving gays haven't turned up yet :shock:
    Forum: SMB 10th June 2012, 12:27 PM
    Replies: 141
    Views: 6,697
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Sunderland General

    My sister works as a receptionist in A&E. On night shifts she's been vomited on threatened with death, assaulted, squirted with blood and verbally abused (once she was called a bastard even...
    Forum: Pure Football 9th June 2012, 04:46 PM
    Replies: 100
    Views: 6,076
    Posted By ds0rco
    Forum: SMB 8th June 2012, 09:11 AM
    Replies: 39
    Views: 1,500
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Utter crap pizza place

    +++++Update+++++

    Had what I call a 'Malaga moment' on the way to work this morning. That's when you are suddenly stricken with diarrhea in the middle of nowhere and you have to stop every few...
    Forum: SMB 7th June 2012, 11:14 PM
    Replies: 20
    Views: 451
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Tracks with blasting trumpets

    Excellent music on spag western films
    Forum: SMB 7th June 2012, 11:10 PM
    Replies: 84
    Views: 1,882
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Keeping a dog chained to a radiator

    Report the bitch.
    .
    .
    .
    and it's owner.
    Forum: SMB 7th June 2012, 11:08 PM
    Replies: 39
    Views: 1,500
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Utter crap pizza place

    I've just spewed the half up that I did eat :-x
    Forum: SMB 7th June 2012, 11:04 PM
    Replies: 47
    Views: 1,324
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Big Brother

    ^^^^^ This

    Deanna thinks that she'd like Hugh Hefner cos she want's a father figure!


    Fucking Great, great, great Granda figure with a ginormous wallet!
    Forum: SMB 7th June 2012, 10:56 PM
    Replies: 39
    Views: 1,500
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Utter crap pizza place

    Our lass warned me not to pelt it and I made sure my eyes never left the replacement product from start to finish :-D



    Pubes were extra!



    The replacement. No spunk or spit, I made sure of...
    Forum: SMB 7th June 2012, 10:31 PM
    Replies: 39
    Views: 1,500
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Utter crap pizza place

    For two of us though. And I would've had some for breakfast tomorrow (if it had've been nice). Nowt better than (nice) cold pizza in the morning.



    ha de ha :lol:
    Forum: SMB 7th June 2012, 10:30 PM
    Replies: 39
    Views: 1,500
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Utter crap pizza place

    It's the one over the road to the bingo hall in Beaumont Street.

    I've just hoyed half of it away... crap!
    Forum: SMB 7th June 2012, 10:24 PM
    Replies: 39
    Views: 1,500
    Posted By ds0rco
    Utter crap pizza place

    Pizza Bella in Southwick

    Ordered through Just Eat. Never again!

    Here's my review I've left on the website:

    Ordered a 16" folded calzone from here and when it arrived it was nothing like a...
    Forum: SMB 7th June 2012, 07:30 PM
    Replies: 17
    Views: 406
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: New Year Day trains

    Will you be able to buy a CBP from Greggs?
    Forum: SMB 7th June 2012, 07:09 PM
    Replies: 90
    Views: 4,541
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Curry night at Wetherspoons

    I'm a mild sufferer too. Probably why every fucker ignores me on here :-?
    Forum: SMB 7th June 2012, 06:48 PM
    Replies: 90
    Views: 4,541
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Curry night at Wetherspoons

    Went into the Worm a couple of years ago for a breakfast, ordered and sat down. A lass then came over and told us they'd ran out of bacon and eggs and would we like extra beans instead. She was...
    Forum: SMB 7th June 2012, 06:43 PM
    Replies: 266
    Views: 8,573
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Aliens: How long before full disclosure?

    But that's really true!!!!!!!!!!
    Forum: SMB 7th June 2012, 06:37 PM
    Replies: 19
    Views: 494
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Pointless

    If he just did it gently it may have been OK.
    Forum: SMB 7th June 2012, 06:35 PM
    Replies: 9
    Views: 718
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Coldplay ticket - a tenna

    They gave fifty tickets away free gratis at work today. Email came around at four o'clock, first come first served so the lazy bastard admin assistants sitting at their desks twiddling their thumbs...
    Forum: SMB 7th June 2012, 06:32 PM
    Replies: 266
    Views: 8,573
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Aliens: How long before full disclosure?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgCQCY6COh0
    Forum: SMB 7th June 2012, 04:42 PM
    Replies: 32
    Views: 893
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Ghosts do not exist

    First time I've laughed out loud at a post in donkey's years :lol:
    Forum: SMB 7th June 2012, 03:47 PM
    Replies: 266
    Views: 8,573
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Aliens: How long before full disclosure?

    OK,
    1. Assumption
    2. True you have seen a UFO but you've interpreted it without actually identifying it
    3. Who are they? Define them; identify them.
    4. Assumption of actual flight
    5. See 3
    6....
    Forum: SMB 7th June 2012, 01:13 PM
    Replies: 266
    Views: 8,573
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Aliens: How long before full disclosure?

    I wonder, instead of inventing a transfer story and getting the world press to believe it, the SMB could fabricate something that the gullible could believe in and sneak it out to the world....
    Forum: SMB 7th June 2012, 12:42 PM
    Replies: 266
    Views: 8,573
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Aliens: How long before full disclosure?

    Or....... it could be the Nazis :shock:



    As long as they discovered Chroniton particles first!
    Forum: SMB 7th June 2012, 11:24 AM
    Replies: 266
    Views: 8,573
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Aliens: How long before full disclosure?

    Got it in a nutshell.



    You assume that they have the technology to travel vast distances in short amounts of time. Wanting it to be true doesn't make it so.
    You assume that they are so, so...
    Forum: SMB 7th June 2012, 11:05 AM
    Replies: 266
    Views: 8,573
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Aliens: How long before full disclosure?

    You watched Stargate SG1 on Tuesday didn't you?
    Forum: SMB 7th June 2012, 10:29 AM
    Replies: 26
    Views: 996
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Be very aware, I am going to shop you

    Why, was he wearing a short skirt and low cut top?
    Forum: SMB 6th June 2012, 11:43 AM
    Replies: 210
    Views: 7,950
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: could u maybe save a life?

    Signed.

    I can't see any reason for anyone to own a gun apart from for legitimate work purposes.
    The very fact that someone wants to own guns suggests to me that they're mentally unbalanced.
    Forum: SMB 6th June 2012, 09:51 AM
    Replies: 58
    Views: 1,391
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: venison curry

    Who is he? Claude Greengrass :-)
    Forum: SMB 6th June 2012, 08:59 AM
    Replies: 90
    Views: 6,750
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: The most attractive females you have ever seen (in their prime)

    Agree with most of these!

    Michaela Strachan though.. Hmmmmm.

    I'd like to add Ava Gardner
    ...
    Forum: SMB 1st June 2012, 12:36 PM
    Replies: 104
    Views: 1,903
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: What makes Britain so brilliant

    No. 43. Plugs with switches. Amazingly nowhere else seems to do this.


    Cyprus and Malta do!
    Forum: SMB 30th May 2012, 03:59 PM
    Replies: 65
    Views: 1,535
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: If you could have been born a different nationality...

    Maltese.

    Happiest people I've ever come across.
    Forum: Pure Football 30th May 2012, 03:11 PM
    Replies: 192
    Views: 10,642
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: Brendan Rodgers new Liverpool gaffer...

    How about something like "More tea vicar?"
    Forum: SMB 30th May 2012, 12:41 PM
    Replies: 127
    Views: 2,898
    Posted By ds0rco
    Re: The Royal Mail are arseholes

    What early hours? Our fucker musn't get out of bed until 11 o'clock the :-x
    I used to get my mail before I went out for work at 7:30 in the morning, it's 2 o'fucking clock in the afternoon now...
    Forum: SMB 30th May 2012, 11:35 AM
    Replies: 52
    Views: 851
    Posted By ds0rco
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