Jonjo Shelvey

Deleted member 26 · Feb 11, 2016

Should have smashed a trolley into his legs

Ponteland Mackem · Feb 11, 2016

hullmackem said:
Should have smashed a trolley into his legs

Was tempted mate

JGC · Feb 11, 2016

Ponteland Mackem said:
Was tempted mate

aren't you scared of loud mouth birds on trains? Doubt that you'd go round smashing trolleys into 6 foot blokes.

tonyfromalnwick · Feb 11, 2016

Ponteland Mackem said:
Saw him in Sainsburys in ponteland earlier.. My god, what an absolute degenerate he is.
His attire consisted of shorts, a thin hoody (hood up) and bare feet with Sandles. Also overheard his conversation with the girl on the till and he struggled to understand the question "do you need any bags". I thought his intellect in interviews may have been a misrepresentation of his true self but no, he really is a tool

No. The footballers shop in Waitroses in Ponteland. Never Sainsburys. Too down market.

Caer_Urfa · Feb 11, 2016

should have accidently stabbed him in the eye with a french loaf.

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