Bet he didn't eat bacon cos it's red.To enquire about buying a puppy off him.
He asked where she was from, she said Sunderland, and he said I'm not selling one to you and hung up!
Anyhoo, we're getting one from Durham instead.
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Missus rang a bloke in Newcastle last neet...
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No mag gets favours off me. Not a chance.
If they want budgies they can pay for mag budgies themselves.
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Mackem Messiah
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Probably called the dog Shearer or Shola
.. he'll be in the dog house ..
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To enquire about buying a puppy off him.
He asked where she was from, she said Sunderland, and he said I'm not selling one to you and hung up!
Anyhoo, we're getting one from Durham instead.
Do you think the puppy will know of any good places to eat in Durham? It's bound to have scrounged from a few dustbins.
Absolutely. I can't see how this is any different to the gay cake debacle.
John Steed
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Refused a blood transfusion as well?
RedFlag1308
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To enquire about buying a puppy off him.
He asked where she was from, she said Sunderland, and he said I'm not selling one to you and hung up!
Anyhoo, we're getting one from Durham instead.
Should ring back and pretend to be from Newcastle. Then when you go to pick up the dog tell him you're going to call it Charlie Hurley
Harry Angstrom
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With your Curb Your Enthusiasm comment and this, I am warming to your new found wisdom. (New to me anyway
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I've done much worse to skunks, all's fair in love and war
skullmeister
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Every now and again a gem of a post appears which is in my eyes a classic.
The above is one of those.
look out piano
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I would've told him to "shove the puppy up his arse then"
Bishop Mackem
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Sticking up for a mag over a sunderland fan there pip?They wait till it rains in bishop man
Aye.
To enquire about buying a puppy off him.
He asked where she was from, she said Sunderland, and he said I'm not selling one to you and hung up!
Anyhoo, we're getting one from Durham instead.
If I had a puppy to sell I wouldn't want some dirty mag bastard having it. Can just imagine it "oh aye I want to buy that puppy off you, I'm going to call it Shola and tell it how much I hate Sunderland". Fuck that, if I had a puppy it'd be from Sunderland, it would f***ing hate the black and white bastards, why would I force it to live with one and listen to their shite?
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Totally agree. They always call their dogs Keegan, Shearer etc. I couldn't live with myself.
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