Yeah but did you see the CORRECT f***ing USE OF A f***ing APOSTROPHE?
Tonight I'm going to make love to you.
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Yeah but did you see the CORRECT f***ing USE OF A f***ing APOSTROPHE?
tunstall birdman
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NOMOREUSEOFANINCORRECTUSEOFAFUCKINGAPOSTROPHE?
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kensplace
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Any one want to send their chick a love poem, you can copy and past this one if you like?
'Tonight I'm going to make love to you'
Tonight when the moon is bright I'm going to make sweet love to you my love
I'll put some Soul music on my 1210's, Soul on vinyl black as you lay back onto my bed,
Burning, burning will be your shy blushes red,
And wonderful thoughts of desire in your head
You are a rose,
A beautiful rose
Love grows.
Tonight when the Moons silver hue casts it's light on you through my window pain
Feeling to you like a red hot Hot Dog, my tongue will run down the back of your neck,
Tenderly, at a time you least expect,
The hottest of lovers you won't reject
I'll be yours
You'll be mine
Loves divine.
I have always found fancy a shag works better than a poem.
chriswallace85
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Any one want to send their chick a love poem, you can copy and past this one if you like?
'Tonight I'm going to make love to you'
Tonight when the moon is bright I'm going to make sweet love to you my love
I'll put some Soul music on my 1210's, Soul on vinyl black as you lay back onto my bed,
Burning, burning will be your shy blushes red,
And wonderful thoughts of desire in your head
You are a rose,
A beautiful rose
Love grows.
Tonight when the Moons silver hue casts it's light on you through my window pain
Feeling to you like a red hot Hot Dog, my tongue will run down the back of your neck,
Tenderly, at a time you least expect,
The hottest of lovers you won't reject
I'll be yours
You'll be mine
Loves divine.
What the fuck is this shit?!
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Keawyeds
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What the fuck is this shit?!
I'm concerned about the mention of Hot Dogs.
Their was a birdman from Tunstall
Whose chat up lines were unsubtle
He could never succeed
In finding lasses to seed
Or even one prepared to lock tonsils
Whose chat up lines were unsubtle
He could never succeed
In finding lasses to seed
Or even one prepared to lock tonsils
joemcdokes
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If I was a woman I'd be dripping reading that.
Fred Secrets
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Any one want to send their chick a love poem, you can copy and past this one if you like?
'Tonight I'm going to make love to you'
Tonight when the moon is bright I'm going to make sweet love to you my love
I'll put some Soul music on my 1210's, Soul on vinyl black as you lay back onto my bed,
Burning, burning will be your shy blushes red,
And wonderful thoughts of desire in your head
You are a rose,
A beautiful rose
Love grows.
Tonight when the Moons silver hue casts it's light on you through my window pain
Feeling to you like a red hot Hot Dog, my tongue will run down the back of your neck,
Tenderly, at a time you least expect,
The hottest of lovers you won't reject
I'll be yours
You'll be mine
Loves divine.
Not bad, actually. Have you ever thought about seeing someone about your poems?
Like a psychiatrist.
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