Clean Nine (new juice plus con by women on facebook)

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Friend was trying to get me to buy Juice Plus vitamins as they are amazing but they were £20 for a months supply.

I said no as I buy multi vitamin and mineral tablets from Healthspan that cost £8.95 for six months supply.

Apparently the juice plus vitamins are superior to any other vitamins as they have fruit in. Mine don't have fruit in, so they probably don't have any vitamins in and are just a con. Errrr okay then!

I love shit sales people, I had a daft fucker tried to sell me a 100 quid hdmi cable by saying the picture quality would be far better. When I told him he was talking shite as a digital signal won't suffer from interference like analogue signals so a cable's a cable he said the cheap ones burn the circuit boards out. I then said ok then, cancel the telly sale if the circuit boards are that shite and walked out. His face was a picture when it dawned on him he'd lost a grand sale by being a greedy fucker.
 


There's a forever living catalogue arrived in our office with a business card paper clipped on top. Had a browse through the prices are scandalous. £200+ for a month supply of juice or whatever mumbo jumbo they're selling.

I've been trying to get our receptionist to pretend to be interested in the "business" side of things to see if we can hook the seller in.

She'll not though. I'd try myself but I'm too gullible and would probably end up at the bottom of someone's pyramid.
 
There's a forever living catalogue arrived in our office with a business card paper clipped on top. Had a browse through the prices are scandalous. £200+ for a month supply of juice or whatever mumbo jumbo they're selling.

I've been trying to get our receptionist to pretend to be interested in the "business" side of things to see if we can hook the seller in.

She'll not though. I'd try myself but I'm too gullible and would probably end up at the bottom of someone's pyramid.
Its such a con, the aloe vera stuff is pathetic quality. Buts its the fashion for stupid pathetic women to sell it and be proud of themselves being at the bottom of a pyramid scheme.
 
Makes you think, would it be worth creating a bullshit product yourself and market it to the Facebook masses? Then you are at the top of the pyramid?

I'll start it off with "Tunstall Birdman Sex Wee Spray" - Guaranteed to make you irresistible.
 
Makes you think, would it be worth creating a bullshit product yourself and market it to the Facebook masses? Then you are at the top of the pyramid?

I'll start it off with "Tunstall Birdman Sex Wee Spray" - Guaranteed to make you irresistible.
"Steve30000's Liquid Happiness"
 
A (bloke) friend of mine is on it. I was stunned, I thought he was canny sensible.

He was sweating like crackers because they give you some kind of thermal tablet (apparently people were shivering on the diet). None of that can be healthy.
 
A (bloke) friend of mine is on it. I was stunned, I thought he was canny sensible.

He was sweating like crackers because they give you some kind of thermal tablet (apparently people were shivering on the diet). None of that can be healthy.
Probably a thermogenic fat burner which can literally kill you if you take too many (seen a recent story of a young lass dying because of this - I think she only took about five tablets).
 
Makes you think, would it be worth creating a bullshit product yourself and market it to the Facebook masses? Then you are at the top of the pyramid?

I'll start it off with "Tunstall Birdman Sex Wee Spray" - Guaranteed to make you irresistible.
:lol::lol:

Ere man I can make lose weight by just bucking then for a long time, then the spray would be just a signal to that I am going to kip now.
 
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Yes, but throughout the vast majority of human history, the main diet was raw fruit and veg. We didn't cook fruit and veg.

So? Can you talk me through the logic as to why that means we shouldn't cook things? Because it really doesn't follow.

Lycopenes from tomatoes, as a well known example, become far more bioavailable when you cook tomatoes.

Praise be to modern science over bullshit assumptions.
 
Eat healthy and exercise, it's hardly f***ing rocket science. Some lazy fucker will do anything to get out of a bit of exercise!!!



Whole reason I rapped it in. It's for bellends, oh and people looking for lost cats, and people convinced their dogs are being picked out for fighting!!
Their pets are always 'stolen'. Nobody ever admits to coming in pissed and leaving the gate open. I quite enjoyed the recent outrage where the RSPCA were accused of being murderers.:lol:
 
I am eating an Autoimmune Paleo diet due to having an Autoimmune condition. The diet removes potential inflammatory triggers in the gut to restore gut function and stop gut permeability.

For me it is working well and I can see the huge benefits of paleoesque diets such as high nutrient density foods cannot be bad for you, as well as high quality fats and proteins.

I concentrate my carbohydrate intake from fruit and vegetables and not grains due to the potential inflammatory effect they can have on gut.

The debate around lifespan is somewhat difficult to make a conclusion in terms of palaeolithic man as average lifespan is calculated including high infant mortality, no medical health care, hunting for food etc. However it is considered those people that did live will have been a much healthier version of ourselves.

Every persons body, Metabolism and hormonal response to food, stress and sleep is totally different. 2People that ate the same diet at the same time would not experience the exact same benefits.
 
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