Mackem00
Striker
Ye not making any sense mate.
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Ye not making any sense mate.
Charmless Man
Striker
Slinging lasses arl owa etc'.
I can press my lass above my head. Makes her proper moist so it does.
(It doesn't and she thinks I'm silly).
One of the reasons I put a gym in my garage was to avoid other people in gyms. f***ing waterbag roid-heads screaming at each other while they're pressing 100kgs. Posers either standing around or hogging the equipment. Add to that the fatties walking on the running machines etc.
Bishop Mackem
Striker
I bet you used the gym 30 times in the first two months and you havnt used it more than 5 times since
3 times a week mate unless I'm bad or injured. I also do at least 80 miles on my bike (usually more) and eat healthily. I do drink copious amounts of beer/wine and whisky though.
I don't care whether there is even a tiny bit of evidence that this is the case, there is no way people are doing it for this particular reason.
Seaham Towny
Striker
Encountered a different kind of bro group today.
The unemployed radgepacket bro group.
Trackies hiding thin legs, arms as shredded and veiny as possible. Doing curls in the squat rack.
Asked how many sets the lad had left. Didn't know what I meant so left me to it and went with his mates to mock a lad doing barbell rows (clearly trying to get his form right) with no weight on the bar.
Thank god they fucked off about 20 minutes after I was in there or they may have started mocking my pitiful weight as well
The unemployed radgepacket bro group.
Trackies hiding thin legs, arms as shredded and veiny as possible. Doing curls in the squat rack.
Asked how many sets the lad had left. Didn't know what I meant so left me to it and went with his mates to mock a lad doing barbell rows (clearly trying to get his form right) with no weight on the bar.
Thank god they fucked off about 20 minutes after I was in there or they may have started mocking my pitiful weight as well
maygo
Winger
Encountered a different kind of bro group today.
The unemployed radgepacket bro group.
Trackies hiding thin legs, arms as shredded and veiny as possible. Doing curls in the squat rack.
Asked how many sets the lad had left. Didn't know what I meant so left me to it and went with his mates to mock a lad doing barbell rows (clearly trying to get his form right) with no weight on the bar.
Thank god they fucked off about 20 minutes after I was in there or they may have started mocking my pitiful weight as well
Otherwise known as charvers, bagheads, chavs, neds
There's far too many cardio machines at my gym and not enough weights IMO. There's a whole wall of treadmills and I've never seen them all full.
TiredEyes
Winger
"Have you started finished on here lads**"
**I say "lads", what I really mean is "you f***ing retarded cunts"
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**I say "lads", what I really mean is "you f***ing retarded cunts"
CraigyLee
Striker
I went at 9pm last night and it was rammed around the weights area like ffs was foaming couldn't be arsed to wait around so just ran 5k and used the shitty machines
4 top knots I counted man! in f***ing gatesheed FUCK IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD
Charmless Man
Striker
Why aye. I thought you were a disgusting skinny fatbody tbh mate.
CraigyLee
Striker
After embracing obesity I've decided to reign it back in again
Haven't been to the gym since feb after an injury and then pua laziness
I don't lift proper weights as that's not an option at my shitty gym
dickie mc rich
Winger
That shit would have been dashed across the room if it was me, glad I work out at home and only have to deal with one ignorant arsehole.
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the walrus
Guest
Only thing I'm suprised at is their phones not being in their hands, getting the snapchats and facey b's on the go
Seaham Towny
Striker
Instagram is where gym selfies go. Do you not know anything man?
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the walrus
Guest
Yer wrong marra snapchat is for quick blasts of selfies that can be seen by all their pals and any girls they may have met, no doubt you do have to have a strong instagram game but those photos need to be touched up and edited to take you from looking like Rodney trotter to the rock, now put this into action next time you're at the gym and make sure to shave that arse!
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the walrus
Guest
I'm seeing a spike in these again, very worrying
Charmless Man
Striker
They've all been in Ibiza for the summer and are back now.
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