Just seen Helen Skelton on Countryfile - she's pregnant.

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Alan BStard said:
Theres a smashing video of her norks on the website which sounds like a gerbil but isnt a gerbil but I'm askeerd of posting it in case I get a ban. :D
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Compare the meerkat?

hefty em said:
Conceived on a helter skelter iirc.
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It is indeed a slippery slope.

KeefBeer said:
His anyone got a cleaning tip for removing semen from a keyboard?
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If we did @Big Duke Six wouldn't be able to post.

Typhoonftm said:
ex hamster man! :lol:
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What is she now then?

Actually sounds like a terrible super hero. :lol:
 
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I called into that Reghed (sp) centre at the lakes the other week and she was doing a book signing there. She is a definite wad.
 
hoggs11 said:
I was in the young farmers (county durham) Think i can remember her in cumbria yfc at pissups. Im 32 so she must be a couple of years younger than me. But this was at leas five years ago. Still wad all ower
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She'll have been on the telly already five years ago.
 
mmmmm, i bet she's filth and in all the right ways.
 
mawky brockett said:
"Her brother, Gavin, is a professional footballer currently playing for Workington"

Cant be true. Workington cant be professional surely.
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Well they weren't when I went to watch them three weeks ago. Hes also the Manager. Well the manager is called Gavin so likely be him. Coaches my son as well.
 
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