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Mel Be Mine said:
I dreamt the other night Ginger Pirlo scored a 25 yard screamer FFS! So I'm hoping for insomnia and no more nightmares. Other than that, Defoe to score a first half hat-trick, Carver gets into a brawl with the 4th official and is head-butted into submission by an assisting Catt's, oh and Pantillimon mistimes a punched clearance and knocks Cisse spark out. Just regulation stuff really for me.
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Cisse:lol: Haway man
 


Johnson to score a 90th minute screamer to win the game. The noise is so great, that it causes an overhead sewage pipe in the North stand upper to explode, covering every single mag in raw shite.
 
Cochise 2 said:
Johnson to score a 90th minute screamer to win the game. The noise is so great, that it causes an overhead sewage pipe in the North stand upper to explode, covering every single mag in raw shite.
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They already stink of shite - it comes natural
 
Mel Be Mine said:
I dreamt the other night Ginger Pirlo scored a 25 yard screamer FFS! So I'm hoping for insomnia and no more nightmares. Other than that, Defoe to score a first half hat-trick, Carver gets into a brawl with the 4th official and is head-butted into submission by an assisting Catt's, oh and Pantillimon mistimes a punched clearance and knocks Cisse spark out. Just regulation stuff really for me.
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And Newcastle are deducted 20 points for playing someone who is suspended;)
 
Colback to score a late own goal, to make it 1-0 to us, and all the mag scum start throwing themselves from the North Stand concourse like a Lemmings.
 
0-0 90 minutes Gomez hits a shot sadly going wide but a Police horse entered the pitch hit his head and went in.

If a beach ball can score so can a horse.

Complete meltdown in Sunderland and a bronze horse statue is erected outside the SOL meanwhile all horses are placed on a danger list In Newcastle and taken to Swindon to live in peace.

It could happen :)
 
Colback to score a last minute equaliser, goes mad, rips his shirt of and starts giving it large shouting "Fuck you" to the SW Corner until he realises that he is the only person (apart from Pardew Carver) not to notice the linesman's flag
 
Swindon On Tour said:
0-0 90 minutes Gomez hits a shot sadly going wide but a Police horse entered the pitch hit his head and went in.

If a beach ball can score so can a horse.

Complete meltdown in Sunderland and a bronze horse statue is erected outside the SOL meanwhile all horses are placed on a danger list In Newcastle and taken to Swindon to live in peace.

It could happen :)
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:lol::lol: Not sleep well last night.
 
Johno winner again and to celebrate by pushing colbacks head into his crotch revealing a t shirt saying 'i score when i want' :) too soon?
 
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