You know your'e getting old when........

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Cowvahlo said:
True, but it's like any hobby. The first experience gets you hooked then you spend the rest of your days building your knowledge, exploring every facet of the subject. It's still just as good but experience allows you to find the good stuff without trawling through the shit so to speak.
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Ok fair point. Who's ya favourite pornstar then?
 


Might just be me but the older I get, the more monosyllabic I become.

"Busy day at work?"

"Aye!"

"Are you going to the match on Saturday?"

"Aye!"

"Shall we have an Indian, then, when you get in?"

"Aye!"

"Am nipping out, do you want anything?"

"Nor!"
 
Fabulous Falcao said:
Doesn't matter
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Why's that?

I don't look for their names, I just look for lasses in hold ups with long legs, high heels and dark hair. If they're with a lass with hold ups, long legs, high heels and blonde hair all the better.
 
Cowvahlo said:
Why's that?

I don't look for their names, I just look for lasses in hold ups with long legs, high heels and dark hair. If they're with a lass with hold ups, long legs, high heels and blonde hair all the better.
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I know the names of the ones I search for
 
When you're on a night out and the 90s dance classics are on and all the young people decide to go to the night club.

When teachers, coppers, doctors and nurses look young.
 
Scimmy said:
I'll go further: when every major body movement results in an utterance of some sort.
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Was fastening me byeuts up last week & as I sat up, quite satisfied at the result noticed Other Halfs slightly perturbed expression.

"What"" quoth I

"Do you realise how much noise you make just fastening your shoes?" she said

"Nope!" I stated whilst thinking "They're byeuts, woman!"
 
Fabulous Falcao said:
What's wrang with that like
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I wouldn't consider myself a porn expert as I don't really bother with it (honestly) but if I watched enough to know their names I'd come up with one better that that.
Maybe,
"You know you're getting old when" you favour crap porn stars and not the young smart stunners.

Nee offensive meant here like
 
Falconhoof said:
I wouldn't consider myself a porn expert as I don't really bother with it (honestly) but if I watched enough to know their names I'd come up with one better that that.
Maybe,
"You know you're getting old when" you favour crap porn stars and not the young smart stunners.

Nee offensive meant here like
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Fair enough. But honestly don't know many names as the really nice ones aren't in many I find
 
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