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In all kinds of bother here, not sure what time I left town, the last thing I remember properly was my mate trying to get stuck into a lass, and for some reason he got me ranting on about ginger lasses being mental.
Which ordinarily would have been perfectly acceptable behaviour but the lass he was talking was ginger and so were two of her mates, really not sure why he thought that was a good idea!
Anyway long story short I woke up at 8 this morning fully clothed with my kebab in my bed with me/hanging off me beard etc.
Not sure how anybody has made it to work today, good effort!
 


Charlestonian said:
In all kinds of bother here, not sure what time I left town, the last thing I remember properly was my mate trying to get stuck into a lass, and for some reason he got me ranting on about ginger lasses being mental.
Which ordinarily would have been perfectly acceptable behaviour but the lass he was talking was ginger and so were two of her mates, really not sure why he thought that was a good idea!
Anyway long story short I woke up at 8 this morning fully clothed with my kebab in my bed with me/hanging off me beard etc.
Not sure how anybody has made it to work today, good effort!
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Well played sir

yesterdays drinking binge, being at the inlaws and having a 2month old have caught up with me - the missus sent my grumpy, miserable but still smiling like a lunatic arse out for a mender before she files for divorce
 
Lambchops said:
Well played sir

yesterdays drinking binge, being at the inlaws and having a 2month old have caught up with me - the missus sent my grumpy, miserable but still smiling like a lunatic arse out for a mender before she files for divorce
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If reincarnation actually happens you appear to be at the top of the tree.
 
Charlestonian said:
In all kinds of bother here, not sure what time I left town, the last thing I remember properly was my mate trying to get stuck into a lass, and for some reason he got me ranting on about ginger lasses being mental.
Which ordinarily would have been perfectly acceptable behaviour but the lass he was talking was ginger and so were two of her mates, really not sure why he thought that was a good idea!
Anyway long story short I woke up at 8 this morning fully clothed with my kebab in my bed with me/hanging off me beard etc.
Not sure how anybody has made it to work today, good effort!
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What is a gathering of 3 gingers called? A stem??
 
Lambchops said:
Well played sir

yesterdays drinking binge, being at the inlaws and having a 2month old have caught up with me - the missus sent my grumpy, miserable but still smiling like a lunatic arse out for a mender before she files for divorce
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I hadn't drank for about a month either so I'm doubly on my arse today, a mender is the only thing I haven't tried to sort me out, its coming though.

It's days like today I'm glad I don't have a wife/kids to worry about, I can barely look after myself today.

jubblies said:
What is a gathering of 3 gingers called? A stem??
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It's called a categorical nightmare if you've already waded in with your size 12's to tell them they are mental!
 
Charlestonian said:
I hadn't drank for about a month either so I'm doubly on my arse today, a mender is the only thing I haven't tried to sort me out, its coming though.

It's days like today I'm glad I don't have a wife/kids to worry about, I can barely look after myself today.
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Roll on 2nd jan when i go tee-total for a month, ive caned it the last fortnight and my liver needs wringing out
 
Considering I was out Friday neet, all day Saturday and the majority of yesterday I'm not too bad. Just f***ing knackered !!
 
Que sera sera said:
Rough as a dog. Items on shopping list - 13. Items purchased - 29. Including 4 Frey Bentos puddings, a chilli scotch egg and some crab sticks.
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Just had one of those moments in Morrisons, a good few minutes just stood in the aisle wondering why I'm here and what for?

That should be my last interaction with the outside world today though, and now I have sausages. So things are looking up.
 
I'm lying on the bed shaking, people downstairs talking

Can't be arsed with this shit, I need a drink and some Indian scran
 
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