black eyed Friday

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Been out for my 36 th straight one. Still no black eye what am I doing wrong
 


Must have been a really good night because it's Friday morning you f***ing thick bastard
I'm aware of the time zone
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That's what you get for living in the arse end of the world we get all ofbthe best shit first
 
It's also only about 7pm in Sydney, so you've had an early night.

Does it still count as Black Eye Friday if you come home before the shops shut?
Sydney is well west of me boy. Got an party at home in ten minutes when I get of the ferry. Might still get a nlavk eye of my missus
 
I hadn't until last year, although technically I still haven't, everyone I was with got into a fight with what looked like children but as I was driving it was like a cloak of invisibility, there must have been about 10 people windmilling each other and I was stood there in the middle, a lass did swing for me outside later but unfortunately she just did a 360 and fell over, then as she was on the floor in a heap she started screaming that I'd been brayed by a lass.
 
I hadn't until last year, although technically I still haven't, everyone I was with got into a fight with what looked like children but as I was driving it was like a cloak of invisibility, there must have been about 10 people windmilling each other and I was stood there in the middle, a lass did swing for me outside later but unfortunately she just did a 360 and fell over, then as she was on the floor in a heap she started screaming that I'd been brayed by a lass.
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