Gym Embarrassment

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Boris Bear

Boris Bear

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Fell off the treadmill (I know :() on Sunday while fiddling with my phone. I managed a decent dismount with only minimal casualties but definitely noticed by other patrons

Can anyone beat that?
 


PhilSAFC said:
Put far to much weight on overhead tricep cable machine. Managed to get it forward but couldn't control the journey back. Bloke opposite me was pissing himself laughing.
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Keep up your gym programme regardless Pip. In 10 years time you will no longer be an 8 stone ginger weakling and you will kick sand in the face of the laughing bully.
 
I was once benching 100kg on the pressing bench and this fit bird swanned over and sat atop the bar as she was so impressed by my strength. To my utmost embarrassment I only managed to push out 12 reps instead of the usual 15 and she tutted as she swanned back off towards Phil on his tricep machine. The bitch.
 
The Spezial One said:
Got pinned. On a smith machine.
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:neutral:

Another smith machine story - I was doing calf raises at my old place before I discovered the more simple routines I do now. Thought I'd put the hooks on properly but hadn't so when I stepped out the loaded bar fell... with everyone in a crammed, after-work Virgin Active staring at me :lol:
 
Charmless Man said:
Ripped shorts while squatting. Not just a little rip either, all the way from the waistline to the hem.

I had grey boxers on as well which exposed my sweating crack.
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Been there, not the grey boxers bit though, obviously have more avant garde taste in underwear colours than you, mate. Also turning up at the gym, getting changed, and only when on the gym floor realising the back of the shorts were ripped. Then there's losing my balance and falling backwards whilst doing a 40kg warm up on the clean and jerk in a packed gym. Being almost 'crushed to death' while bench-pressing with very minimal weight, also in a packed gym. Having headphones on and loudly emoting along to Air Supply whilst surrounded by roided up meathead thugsters, and all that kind of stuff... :lol::lol:
 
Thurston said:
Been there, not the grey boxers bit though, obviously have more avant garde taste in underwear colours than you, mate. Also turning up at the gym, getting changed, and only when on the gym floor realising the back of the shorts were ripped. Then there's losing my balance and falling backwards whilst doing a 40kg warm up on the clean and jerk in a packed gym. Being almost 'crushed to death' while bench-pressing with very minimal weight, also in a packed gym. Having headphones on and loudly emoting along to Air Supply whilst surrounded by roided up meathead thugsters, and all that kind of stuff... :lol::lol:
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I've been seen singing along to Twighlight of the Thundergod by Amon Amarth whilst deadlifting like. Thought I had the room to myself.
 
Not me, but today a young lad about 17 who swaggers about, pretending to mouth off, screwing his face up despite being tiny, was doing muscle ups - he managed one, then got half way to another and fell off - i laughed.
 
Farting doing press ups so the smell is pushed upwards like a fountain, then realising I'm the only one in the area, then about 6 people all walk past definetly smelling what I was cooking.

Tensing up infront of the mirror trying to compliment my gains only to rip my shorts at the crotch right as I'm taking a selfie
 
PhilSAFC said:
havent been for months. not sure my membership is even still valid. I still look like a greek god thats been carved out of iron mind.
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if you're paying it'll still be valid like ;)

wonder how much money is spent worldwide on gym membership by people who go once or twice a year, must be millions.
 
Almost fell off the treadmill today twice :oops:

First time was laughing at the Football Ramble and the second was when I decided to close my eyes and i almost fell over.... not the brightest me :lol:
 
HarrogateMackem said:
Almost fell off the treadmill today twice :oops:

First time was laughing at the Football Ramble and the second was when I decided to close my eyes and i almost fell over.... not the brightest me :lol:
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I fell off one in the health and racquet peeving on a lass my mate nearly fell off his laughing
 
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