Gus needs a Rousing speech on Sat

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Cyborgwithattitude

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I say to you now as I said to Ellis a Short time ago, I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat. We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us several months of struggle and suffering unless we change
Here and now.
You ask, what is our game plan? I say it is to wage war by individual effort. Effort with all our might and with all the strength God has given us, and to apply ourselves as never before.
You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word. It is victory. Victory at all costs – Victory in spite of all the doubters on SMB, Victory,however long and hard the game may be, for without victory there is no survival.
victory, Victory, Victory, now go out there and let them have it lads!!!
 


It will be his easiest pre match speech ever. The players already know what they need to do
 
Kid Galahad said:
This, like I said on the other thread, the world is watching, any lack of reaction,fight or backbone and their cards will be marked for a very long time.
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I'm extremely confident we will beat arsenal. I fear the worst against palace though
 
I'd probably stick to "right, you f***ing shower of useless c unts, you were a f***ing disgrace against Southampton, sort it out you f***ing dickheads. Get on the pitch and out of my f***ing face and if you cant be arsed to put some f***ing effort in i'll haul you off and fire you in the f***ing 21s next to cabral and f***ing danny graham, f***ing useless arseholes, fuck off". Not quite as poetic like, dont think Short will give me an interview next time the job comes up like
 
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Guinness Guzzler said:
I'd probably stick to "right, you f***ing shower of useless c unts, you were a f***ing disgrace against Southampton, sort it out you f***ing dickheads. Get on the pitch and out of my f***ing face and if you cant be arsed to put some f***ing effort in i'll haul you off and fire you in the f***ing 21s next to cabral and f***ing danny graham, f***ing useless arseholes, fuck off". Not quite as poetic like, dont think Short will give me an interview next time the job comes up like
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I can see the merits in this sort of approach but I reckon the players could be bricking it and the clay could come away
 
Cyborgwithattitude said:
I say to you now as I said to Ellis a Short time ago, I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat. We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us several months of struggle and suffering unless we change
Here and now.
You ask, what is our game plan? I say it is to wage war by individual effort. Effort with all our might and with all the strength God has given us, and to apply ourselves as never before.
You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word. It is victory. Victory at all costs – Victory in spite of all the doubters on SMB, Victory,however long and hard the game may be, for without victory there is no survival.
victory, Victory, Victory, now go out there and let them have it lads!!!
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To be fair to Gus, I doubt if he could string together any one of those sentences without either a totally wrong emphasis, grammatic error or a few tears streaming down his cheeks.
 
He just needs to pin a report of last Saturday's match on the training room wall. If the players aren't desperate to make up for that, they have no right to be in professional football.
 
Cyborgwithattitude said:
I say to you now as I said to Ellis a Short time ago, I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat. We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us several months of struggle and suffering unless we change
Here and now.
You ask, what is our game plan? I say it is to wage war by individual effort. Effort with all our might and with all the strength God has given us, and to apply ourselves as never before.
You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word. It is victory. Victory at all costs – Victory in spite of all the doubters on SMB, Victory,however long and hard the game may be, for without victory there is no survival.
victory, Victory, Victory, now go out there and let them have it lads!!!
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I think he should just need to show them a news paper with that 8-0 scoreline that should be enough.
 
Guinness Guzzler said:
I'd probably stick to "right, you f***ing shower of useless c unts, you were a f***ing disgrace against Southampton, sort it out you f***ing dickheads. Get on the pitch and out of my f***ing face and if you cant be arsed to put some f***ing effort in i'll haul you off and fire you in the f***ing 21s next to cabral and f***ing danny graham, f***ing useless arseholes, fuck off". Not quite as poetic like, dont think Short will give me an interview next time the job comes up like
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Love that me like! Reidy written all over it. Just a shame players these days would burst into tears after listening to it rather than get that revved up they'd run through walls to prove you wrong.:lol:
 
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