Should we get more countries to join the Commonwealth?

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The French hate the French more than we do.
Read this board and you'd hardly have cause for confidence we 'British' are much better.
Scots, Irish, Welsh are detested.
Disdain for anybody south or north of sunderland.
Hatred towards Newcastle and Middlesboro
Sunderland North of the river folk look down on south of the river.
Sunderland council house dwellers are looked down on by private owners
 
Haile Gebresalaisse (the runner) watched the commonwealth games and liked it and asked what Ethiopia would have to do in order to take part.

the answer was "fill in a few forms" to join the commonwealth. If he becomes ahead of state in the future maybe theyll be in too at some point.
 
Mr P has been giving a very interesting talk tonight at the local literary and scientific society about how Mozambique and Rwanda joined the Commonwealth even though they had no colonial links with Britain. He says Rwanda basically joined because they hate the French, for which I congratulate them.

Should we invite other countries to join too?

You've just spoilt your OP there.Would'nt you then have to cancel your EDL membership?
 
We should tell them they can join as long as we have all the mineral and oil rights in their land.
 
Mr P has been giving a very interesting talk tonight at the local literary and scientific society about how Mozambique and Rwanda joined the Commonwealth even though they had no colonial links with Britain. He says Rwanda basically joined because they hate the French, for which I congratulate them.

Should we invite other countries to join too?
The price of entry to the Commonwealth is to have your nation's resources plundered by rich Victorian English chappies with received pronunciation and handlebar moustaches.

These johnny-come-lately former colonies of other European powers can fuck right off. They had their chance to be owned by England, and blew it.
 
Read this board and you'd hardly have cause for confidence we 'British' are much better.
Scots, Irish, Welsh are detested.
Disdain for anybody south or north of sunderland.
Hatred towards Newcastle and Middlesboro
Sunderland North of the river folk look down on south of the river.
Sunderland council house dwellers are looked down on by private owners

Spot on... Reminds me of the Terry Collier from the likely lads, always thought he'd fit in around here...

Terry Collier said:
"What do you think of Koreans, for instance?"
"Not to be trusted. Cruel people. Much the same as all Orientals."
"That's a third of the world's population dismissed in a phrase. Russians?"
"Sinister."
"Egyptians?"
"Cowardly."
"Oh? I thought you might have saved that for Italians."
"No, no, they're greasy aren't they? Not as greasy as the French mind."
"The Dutch?"
"Boorish."
"Spaniards?"
"Lazy."
"Americans? The French?"
"Frenchmen abroad are miserable; Americans abroad make everybody else miserable."
"Germans?"
"Arrogant."
"Well that's just about everyone. Oh, Danes?"
"Pornographic."
"So it's just down to the British is it?"
"Well, I haven't got much time for the Irish or the Welsh, and the Scots are worse than the Koreans."
"And you never could stand Southerners."
"To tell you the truth I don't like anybody much outside this town. And there's a lot of families in our street I can't stand either. Come to think of it I don't even like the people next door."
"I see, so from the distant blue Pacific through the barren wastes of Manchuria, you can't abide anyone."
 
Mr P has been giving a very interesting talk tonight at the local literary and scientific society about how Mozambique and Rwanda joined the Commonwealth even though they had no colonial links with Britain. He says Rwanda basically joined because they hate the French, for which I congratulate them.

Should we invite other countries to join too?

:lol:
 
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