Kids playing football in the street

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Bit late for that mate :lol:
Haha! I am reasonable mate, just annoys me when you get told to stop being a miserable git when you're seeing a ball bounce of thirty grands worth of metal!
 
just keep it calm, and also say you've tried asking the kid to stay away from the cars and they've ignored you - so this was the only way you can get your point across (by proxy of their parents ;))
I bet your bairns wouldn't do this in the first place. That's the annoying thing, the parents can see they're doing it. They should be telling them to stop.

I assumed you lived on a scratter estate where kids still play outside.
It feels like scratter central today mate. I blame Savile for parents not letting their kids off the end of the street. The dirty owd kernt.

Have you got a park near you mate?
YES! 200 yards up the street!
 
Ooh watch the new car.
You fuck off you bellend.

How about I come and boot a ball at your brand new 3 series eh?

No, bet you drive a shit heap and live in a scratter estate.
 
Little fuckers, I am trying to stay focused on meltdown threads about lack of signings and their ball keeps coming in the garden and bouncing off the car.

Verbal threats to them have failed so far.

What to do?

Is it an offence to play football in the road? Would local plod or council do owt? Doubt it like.

Next time the ball comes in garden, boot it as far away over other gardens?

Direct them to the nearest play park which is 200 yards up the road?

Stick a knife in their ball and throw them the burst one back?

Drag their dad out of the house and use him as a football?

What's the general advice SMB, you will know. Then I will act.

Whatever happened to back lanes?

They were perfect, especially if the end of one that was shared between two road then formed a "T" junction with another (it was then the goal).
 
You seem quite angry, probably fat as well.

Angry, fat, BMW driver.

The kids are doing it on purpose, they'll be on here laughing at you.
 
Old bastards were the bane of my life as a kid. Don't skateboard, don't play curby, don't play football.

Let kids play football where they want man. At least they do actually play out rather than sit in.

I spent this morning playing end-to-end two touch football. Ended up losing 59-57 on the day, 100-98 on aggregate now. Gutted.
 
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