I am trying to be reasonable here without coming across as a miserable git
Bit late for that mate
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I am trying to be reasonable here without coming across as a miserable git
Kids see the value in nothing these days. I thought they'd all be indoors on iPads and Xboxes on a day like today.yeah, not so much.
Kids see the value in nothing these days. I thought they'd all be indoors on iPads and Xboxes on a day like today.
Football was what we did 20 years ago. On the park, of course.
Haha! I am reasonable mate, just annoys me when you get told to stop being a miserable git when you're seeing a ball bounce of thirty grands worth of metal!Bit late for that mate
I assumed you lived on a scratter estate where kids still play outside.Kids see the value in nothing these days. I thought they'd all be indoors on iPads and Xboxes on a day like today.
Football was what we did 20 years ago. On the park, of course.
I bet your bairns wouldn't do this in the first place. That's the annoying thing, the parents can see they're doing it. They should be telling them to stop.just keep it calm, and also say you've tried asking the kid to stay away from the cars and they've ignored you - so this was the only way you can get your point across (by proxy of their parents )
It feels like scratter central today mate. I blame Savile for parents not letting their kids off the end of the street. The dirty owd kernt.I assumed you lived on a scratter estate where kids still play outside.
YES! 200 yards up the street!Have you got a park near you mate?
Go out and touch one of them inappropriately, they won't be allowed to go anywhere near your car then.It feels like scratter central today mate. I blame Savile for parents not letting their kids off the end of the street. The dirty owd kernt.
Have you got a park near you mate?
Nah, she's a wadn't. 10 pinter at least. Arse bigger than Bramble's.I'd go and ask then for a game,show them up with my footballing prowess then ask them for pictures of their ma's.
Go out and touch one of them inappropriately, they won't be allowed to go anywhere near your car then.
Fuck off manThat's where he should leave his car, spoiling the kids game ffs.
You fuck off you bellend.Ooh watch the new car.
Direct them to the nearest play park which is 200 yards up the road?
Little fuckers, I am trying to stay focused on meltdown threads about lack of signings and their ball keeps coming in the garden and bouncing off the car.
Verbal threats to them have failed so far.
What to do?
Is it an offence to play football in the road? Would local plod or council do owt? Doubt it like.
Next time the ball comes in garden, boot it as far away over other gardens?
Direct them to the nearest play park which is 200 yards up the road?
Stick a knife in their ball and throw them the burst one back?
Drag their dad out of the house and use him as a football?
What's the general advice SMB, you will know. Then I will act.
No one cares that you have a new car.You fuck off you bellend.
How about I come and boot a ball at your brand new 3 series eh?
No, bet you drive a shit heap and live in a scratter estate.
That's where he should leave his car, spoiling the kids game ffs.