Stone chucked at my window

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Boris Bear said:
Tried to lasso her but I missed as she was more than four inches away
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I would coil mine up like a Chameleon's tongue for maximum effect.

aruba said:
You really need help with those fantasies


Wanger, WTF is a wanger ? that must be some kind of code word your type use? WTF?
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The chucking stones at my window only happened once and she was a radge packet so I exaggerate a little. But I was a Teen heart throb and many putted after me.
 
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tunstall birdman said:
I would coil mine up like a Chameleon's tongue for maximum effect.


The chucking stones at my window only happened once and she was a radge packet so I exaggerate a little. But I was a Teen heart throb and many putted after me.
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! - You need more therapy like - Not in the community either, back indoors for you like
 
The week I moved into my house someone executed an elaborate plan to put a brick through my window. They even had a getaway car hiding out of sight. Daft thing is, nobody knew I was living there, so it's a mystery to this day.
 
I once tripped a lass who was walking with a pushchair, had she chucked stones I'd have hoofed her hard up the arse.
 
Boris Bear said:
Had a stone chucked at my window earlier so ran out the front door and saw 3 lads and 2 lasses walking up the road, then saw one of the lasses chuck a stone at an Audi parked 2 doors up. I ran after them and saw that the lass who did it was pushing a bairn in a pushchair.....they proceeded to run off (as fast as you can in a pushchair) and I was just dumbstruck. I despair that there are morons like this that are allowed to procreate :mad:
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Pushchair ads - the best ride in town to carry your stones.
 
What was the point in running outside if you weren't going to do anything, sounds like a simple case of you dropping your arse when you saw they were older than 10.. by the way wherever you live sounds absolutely horrible
 
Boris Bear said:
Had a stone chucked at my window earlier so ran out the front door and saw 3 lads and 2 lasses walking up the road, then saw one of the lasses chuck a stone at an Audi parked 2 doors up. I ran after them and saw that the lass who did it was pushing a bairn in a pushchair.....they proceeded to run off (as fast as you can in a pushchair) and I was just dumbstruck. I despair that there are morons like this that are allowed to procreate :mad:
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Move to Malta
 
Dave Herbal said:
The week I moved into my house someone executed an elaborate plan to put a brick through my window. They even had a getaway car hiding out of sight. Daft thing is, nobody knew I was living there, so it's a mystery to this day.
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sneech did
 
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