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You finish the Story
As if I get time to sit down and type a load of stuff about my everday life when all I seem to do is work, it`s not as if you do not have to read a load of other garbage in the weblogging world without having to read another crappy post about your best friends uncles dog losing his eye.
My Best Friends Uncles Dog Lost His Eye in a Freak Parachuting Episode with a Lesbian Biker
My best friend Max is undergoing pyschotherapy at the moment due to an unforseen and tragic accident that occurred not more than 3 weeks ago.
Max had been a regular at the City Tavern on a Tuesday night in the city of Sunderland, when after his 7th pint of Guiness he got talking to one of a group of blokes sat at the corner table next to him, this was not the usual scenario for max because he was used to the Grindon Mill on a Friday night, it came as a huge suprise when the chap he introduced himself to declared his name as Brenda, ordinarily this would not be a problem, after all Brenda is quite a common name, but for a bloke of his build and the strange amount of cleavage exposed things seemed a little out of place, the orthodontist warned me about people like this.
Brenda was quite a friendly bloke and seemed to refer to his liking of Yamahas quite a bit although he had a slight hankering towards getting a new Ducati but could not afford it right now as times were hard. A little deeper into the conversation and a few more pints of Guiness later..... |
Posted: 6:25 AM, Thursday, April 26, 2007 in Utter Crap |
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