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10:05 AM, Tuesday, June 17, 2008
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There’s nowt as strange as folk… In the store just now we have a deal on milk: 4-pint bottles are priced at 2 for £2. Seeing the promotional sign, a lady picked up two 2-pint bottles by mistake. “No”, said I helpfully, “it’s two 4-pint bottles for £2 – I’ll go and get you two.” “Oh, no”, she said, “That would be too much”, and she put the 2-pint bottles back - and left. It reminded me of the legendary Jason McAteer story. How did it go? At a Pizza restaurant in town, the waiter asked him if he would like his pizza cut into 4 portions or 6 portions. “Better make it 4”, said Jason, “I’m not hungry enough to eat 6” Leave a Comment { Last Page } { Page 12 of 75 } { Next Page } |
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