What? What the Jesus suffering fuck?  "Have a Happy Period"?  Fuck off you twats.

I know that marketing cunts have it hard selling sanitary products.  After all, one bit of cotton wool is very much like another bit of cotton wool.  Convincing someone to choose your bit of cotton wool over your competitors bit of cotton wool is a bit of a conundrum.

I will grudgingly accept that a bit of artistic licence given the nature of the product.  That's why we see a woman on rollerblades clinging to a pack of dogs as they drag her down a road rather than a woman in bed clinging to a hotwater bottle.  That’s why gimmicky shite like wings and landing gear and God knows what else was designed and peddled by Claire Rainer et al.

But... "Have a Happy Period"?  Fuck right off.  Will we be seeing Clinton selling cards?  Oh fuck, a quick websearch shows you can get "Have a Happy Period" eCards on the Always website.  The twats.  Can we expect Ovent calendars with a Feminax behind each door?  Bastards.

What next?  "Andrex: Have a nice dump"?