Very disappointing egg fried rice. Very greasy, not pleasant at all. If things don't improve I shall move on to the cheddar mash. It doesn't taste quite so 'uncle bens' anymore but it is terribly overcooked with way too much oil making it very unpleasant. Must be a bad batch. I almost got the mash today but I thought I'd give it one more chance. Wish I had got the mash, my mouth is just coated in oil which will require a chewing gum to get rid of. But not before I finish my pint of milk. Chewing gum and milk would be horrific.
A Jay and a squirrel seemed to be having an argument over a nut on my road today. A collared dove joined in before they all pissed off when I approached. I could have sorted out the dispute, I'm sure. It's not like the squirrels are low on nuts round my way, there's fucking thousands of them on the floor.
I had a fantastic shit yesterday.
Yesterday evening was my usual monday affair, at home reading, the book about the French getting panned in vietnam in the 50's has started quite canny. Although the book itself is fucking massive (in terms of thickness) the actual number of pages and the size of the text suggest it could have been fitted in a far smaller volume. My other book 'warped passages' has the same amount of pages but is on very thin paper with small text. Makes it a lot easier to hold in one hand. The other big fucker I got at the weekend is roughly the same size as the Vietnam book but has about double the pages. The paper is almost bible thickness thin. And the text is fucking tiny, so I'll be on with that for quite some time. Been replaying a little bit of half life 2, jut out of a desire to run round shooting things I guess.
LAd at work hasn't been eating his bran flakes all morning. Seems he has changed his routine and instead of eating all day just has a breakfast of bran flakes but has them at home. Thank fucking christ for that, in all my years working here I've just thought 'why don't you just have a bowl of them at home instead of making a racket at work?'. So when we move up town I shall be trying to sit in his vicinity as I need to get away from horrific eater and his benjy's melts next to me. Christ that blond woman next door is loud "I've g ot my mobile if you need me dan!" she bellows down the corridor as she leaves for dinner. You could have just mentioned that in your own office like. She's always finishing conversations by shouting down the corridor as she walks off. She's an odd one like, I'm guessing at early thirties but she dresses like a hooker. Obviously she can dress how she likes but it just looks a little odd. She's a smidgen chunky which means the tiny miniskirt (sometimes leather), fishnets and low cut top combined with OTT eye makeup just look a little, err, odd. She's canny like, made me a cup of tea when I was in early one morning.
I'm in a no-talking mood today. I've just sat at my desk and worked away in my own little world with my headphones on.
Hope todays shit is as good as yesterdays. |
