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The action man water pistol that keeps appearing on my deskTuesday, October 17, 2006
Got up fairly early this morning, the sky was a quite incredible shade of pinky red.  It looked almost apocolyptic, especially with the trees having dropped most of their leaves.  Spavin went and made life difficult at his work by telling the bloke who is my contact that he 'knows' me.  So I get an email from contact bloke saying 'was talking to 'spavin' (I won't use his real name), small world. Do you know him well?'.  I had no idea how to reply, I know Spav had lied with I had done some work for his previous company.  I just had to say 'yeah, I remember spavin, mainly because we both come from sunderland'.  He didn't suspect anything but I was worrying that if he rang up with any queries he might pass Spavin on, 'saying as we know each other' or something.  thankfully he hasn't mentioned it any more, so that's a relief.  Plus, he likes what I've done so that's good too.
Really hate the Mcdonald's 'big tasty' advert.  Bloke sat fucking looking at a grot burger like it is ambrosia from the gods.  It just irritates me the way he gazes down the sides of it.  I see Brian Cox has whored himself to ANOTHER fucking Pizza Hut ad.  He was in fucking hods of (mainly shit) films in the last couple o fyears, surely he has enough wedge without booming over a toss pizza hut ad.  Also had a chuckle at an advert for a car turntable that I saw this morning.  Done by those people who make the motorised awnings and bars for the home, with John Stalker normally doing the voiceover.  A car turntable?  It's apparently terribly hard reversing out of a drive, so you should fit a turntable in your drive.  Madness.  I mean the awnings were a shit idea to begin with, it isn't like Britain basks in incredible temperatures for most of the year.
George Burley sounding dull on the shite powerade ads that are on sky sports news.
I had a quite amazing amount of wind last night, it was quite a chorus, all night long.  Had more spinach based food yesterday.
Advert for 'anti expression' mens cream.  Now that's just an odd choice of wording.
Lloyds 'I can't be the only one who wants to start earning interest the day I pay in a cheque' advert.  Well, I couldn't give a shite about 0.0002p's worth of interest as I can't remember the last time I paid a fucking cheque in, in this day and age.
Love my current book 'before the beginning - our universe and others'.  Most of the information I have already read but it still makes your head fucking pop.  As the Financial Times review snippet on the back puts it 'masterly...I cannot think of a more civilised and stimulating way to escape from the mundane concerns of everyday life than to read Before The Beginning.' 

Soz like.Tuesday, October 17, 2006
I've told him that I used to bully you when we were kids, he won't ask you any more questions. Please, don't thank me.
Posted by notspavin

fat tomTuesday, October 17, 2006
hazey, can you post the link for the pics at monley world
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<br>cheers (would say mate) internet smb user
Posted by Anonymous

my monkeyworldTuesday, October 17, 2006
pics? there's only 3 decent ones. they are here
http://www.readytogo.net/blogs/albums/hazey/
Posted by hazey

I saw those adverts...Tuesday, October 17, 2006
...sat open mouthed at the car turntable advert. What's next? Automatic arsewiper??
Posted by peteb

ahTuesday, October 17, 2006
now ye see, without meaning to sound odd I think those car turntables are clever. There is a niche market for people who've done away with their front garden to make a car spot when they live on a busy road - reversing out is a problem as you are reversing into/onto heavy traffic and its always a bit of a mare.

So I think they're cool.

Squeezable marmite on the other hand - just throwing good money after bad imo.
Posted by harrygilwood

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